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Hey guys, how you doing? How

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John! How are you buddy? Great

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to see you man. Thanks for

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stopping by.

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Check out. Check out the new

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That's what I'd be saying if

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that fucking babe cruise past

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me.

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Half past five on a Thursday

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evening.

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It's almost 5.30. Dino Demon,

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how are you?

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Frankie Nux. Bruno.

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Frankie Scones.

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Prime Grill Parsnip.

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Prime Grill Parsnip.

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How y'all doing out there in

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chat, man, do?

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Bit of suede, guys.

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Six o'clock.

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Derpa. It's best, says Connor.

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How does your Mercedes handle?

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Like an absolute liquid dream.

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It's like sitting in a bath.

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Eating a pizza. That's what I

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liken it to. Sitting in a nice,

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warm, bubbly bath. Eating a

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pizza. Not a bother on you.

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eating a pizza. That's what I

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liken it to. Sitting in a nice

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warm bubbly bath eating a pizza.

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Not a bother on you.

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And it keeps topping itself up

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as well with hot water. And get

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this, you know what the kicker

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is?

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The water is free. The hot

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water is free because it's

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solar powered. Solar panels on

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top of the house. Got them

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installed two years ago now. Paid

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for themselves back. Paid for

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themselves back in three months.

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Paid for themselves back in

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three months. It's almost six o'clock.

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Let's jump into this. Let's

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jump into this. It's almost six

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o'clock. Time to get down to

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your local Mercedes dealer and

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ask about test driving the new

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Mercedes.

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FPS whore. It's almost six o'clock.

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Time to get down to your local

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Mercedes dealer and ask about

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donating tips.

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Thanks very much for that, FPS

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whore. Let's see what we've got

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going on here. Let's stick on

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the Yateser before we get on

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with it.

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White males. On both television

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and radio. On radio, I try and

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detect...

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What's going on with the war on

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straight white males? What's

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going on with that?

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Just because I like to kick

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back on a Thursday afternoon in

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an AMG leather upholstery as

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standard.

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Jordan Peterson podcast via

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Bluetooth streaming from my

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iPhone X X.

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Stream that baby to the

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surround sound in the back cab

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of the AMG, guys.

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Rules for Life.

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you were born to drive on.

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Do you know what I mean?

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Mood, Matthew. I can't make up

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whether you're just fatigued,

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losing the will to live, or in

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a sense of desperation.

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How would I summarize?

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It's not coming across to me

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other than you seem a bit low.

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I'm not low in the sense that I'm

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not getting in, but I'm exasperated.

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Let's take a moment to

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appreciate this Mercedes.

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I parked her up there in the

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middle of a cavern, which I

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came across.

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I was driving out around Ackle

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Island, guys.

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Found a cavernous roadside path

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secluded.

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I brought the C36 down there.

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I needed to get rid of some of

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the weight in the back of the

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boot.

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sunroof.

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Sunroof.

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Don't usually get to use it.

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Probably only get to use it for

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about two or three months a

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year, but I mean, it's great to

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have the option.

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It's fantastic to have the

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option.

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If you don't have a C63 AMG,

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then you need to really have a

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hard look at yourself.

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Maybe have a look at your car.

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Go outside now, look at it, and

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say, is that the best I can do?

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If not, maybe get down to your

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local Mercedes dealership

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tonight.

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Okay?

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I can sort you out.

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Connor Williams.

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My name.

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You know it.

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Former senior sales executive

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with Mercedes Ireland for 15

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years.

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Okay?

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I made partner at KPMG at the

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age of 23.

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Quit after two years, though.

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Just wasn't for me, you know?

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I was a media buyer.

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Did that.

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Bought the t-shirt.

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Got out of town, you know?

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Invested in a Morrison AM,

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which is my showroom piece.

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I don't usually deviate from

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the Mercs myself, but I love to

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have a bit of a showroom spin

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every now and again.

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This is my showroom here.

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On the wall, I have lovely

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pictures, Photoshop pictures of

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Brighton Beach over in the UK

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on one side of the wall.

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On the other, there's a forest

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at the back of my house.

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It's actually on my estate.

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I took that photograph.

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Did a bit of Doctrine and

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Photoshop.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It's a sweet piece.

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Yeah.

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It's a sweet piece.

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And there you have...

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Crow Patrick.

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Bertra.

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Clue Bay.

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Clue Bay Sunset.

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There's nothing like it, you

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know?

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I have a holiday house out

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there.

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I have a little bit of a

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holiday hutch out on Clear

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Island.

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You're more than welcome to

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fucking come along for one of

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the nights if you want.

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We'll watch a bit of Netflix,

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chill out.

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Get a bit of chalk, a bit of

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pop.

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A few snacks, a bit of schlur.

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Kick back and watch the latest

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Netflix original.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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I just spoke to your wife.

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You've been the victim of bank

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fraud.

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Thanks, Pat, for the 227.

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Thanks so much.

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If we can keep angle out of the

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shit for two weeks, we'll be

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okay.

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Deck Murphy.

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Big shout-out to Deck Murph,

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the Murph Master.

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Papa Smurf.

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Julian Joachim, too.

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Who actually lent me the new

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rims I got on the fucking C36 9

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class.

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You know what we're doing today?

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We're going back into the AMG

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Driving Academy.

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We're going to try and gold trof.

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That Nurburgring.

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Couldn't even make silver the

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last day, guys.

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We're going to fucking do it,

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though.

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Really going to show these guys

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who's boss.

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Thanks very much, Pat and FPS.

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Hope you're having a great day.

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The week is nearly at an end

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here, and we're going to just

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glide into Friday.

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Liquid smooth.

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Liquid dreams.

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Sorry, guys.

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Just want to get my...

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I've got an iced coffee.

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Do you want to grab that?

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Back in a sec.

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Just went in the drive-thru

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there, guys.

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Mackie D's.

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Don't usually eat there.

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I wasn't eating there myself,

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but...

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They make a pretty good cup of

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cough.

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Have to say.

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Went in there.

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I got offered an iced.

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It's not something I do.

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Though I have had a frappe.

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When I was on holiday in the

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States.

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They really...

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They really pushed those big

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time over there.

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But I've got to say now.

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Not...

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Not impressed with the Mackie D's

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iced caffife.

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They put a bit of milk in that.

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Tastes a bit fishy, to be

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honest.

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Don't do it.

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If you're watching McDonald's...

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Get your act together.

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Maybe you want me to come in

295
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for a little boardroom.

296
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Tastes a bit.

297
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I can head down to Dublin.

298
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Meet you at head office.

299
00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:52,020
And we can have a bit of a powwow.

300
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:53,620
Maybe I'll throw up a few

301
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PowerPoints.

302
00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:56,400
New strategy on how to sell

303
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coffee.

304
00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,000
Maybe what kind of...

305
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,120
What kind of beans are you

306
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:00,920
using, Mack?

307
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,320
What kind of beans do you pack?

308
00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:07,400
I mean, what are they?

309
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,140
The Arabica?

310
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,080
Are they Colombian?

311
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:11,030
Have you thought about

312
00:14:11,030 --> 00:14:13,490
investing in some fair trade

313
00:14:13,490 --> 00:14:14,580
Arabica?

314
00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:19,700
I've got a connection out there.

315
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,920
I know a guy in Holland who's

316
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,250
like the conduit for East and

317
00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:25,060
West.

318
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,580
He can hook you up with some

319
00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:29,120
great beans.

320
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,520
I have a special batch at home.

321
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,660
A sack of Bagugu beans.

322
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,840
Handcrafted by the Bagugu tribe.

323
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,400
Out in Bagungo.

324
00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:44,240
I was out there doing a bit of

325
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,440
commission work.

326
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:45,440
I was out there doing a bit of

327
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:45,440
commission work.

328
00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:48,880
Helping the tribes there.

329
00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:50,700
Teaching them how to live.

330
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,320
Teaching them how to thrive.

331
00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:55,860
And just how to harvest what

332
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:57,140
they've got.

333
00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,510
They're a basic subsistence

334
00:14:59,510 --> 00:15:01,220
kind of people, you know?

335
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:03,540
So, um...

336
00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:05,520
It was really world shattering

337
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:06,640
and changing.

338
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,820
To get me out there.

339
00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:10,400
Just teaching them right from

340
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:10,940
wrong.

341
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,540
And, you know...

342
00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:15,020
Showing them what supply and

343
00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:16,380
demand meant.

344
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,810
Giving them each a fucking go

345
00:15:19,810 --> 00:15:20,920
on my laptop.

346
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:23,200
Um...

347
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,280
They didn't really know what

348
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,040
they were doing.

349
00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:26,890
You know, I was showing them

350
00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:28,740
how to swipe left and right on

351
00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:30,340
the keynote speech.

352
00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:31,160
But, I mean...

353
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:32,860
They were just more concerned

354
00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:35,160
with the fact that this thing...

355
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,380
Was a backlit screen.

356
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:38,940
And had images on it.

357
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:40,740
Um...

358
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:41,740
They kept on asking just, you

359
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:42,300
know...

360
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:43,360
Go back to the camera.

361
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,500
Go back to the camera.

362
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,300
And I was like...

363
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:47,990
We've done that for about 20

364
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,040
minutes, guys.

365
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,600
Uh...

366
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,980
I'm only here for about a week.

367
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:55,520
You...

368
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,720
Do you want to see a pie chart?

369
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,380
Just fucking blank faces on

370
00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:00,220
them.

371
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,080
Blank faces.

372
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:06,580
This thing here.

373
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,060
Fair play to McDonald's, though.

374
00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:09,920
They've got with the...

375
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,460
They've gone around the, uh...

376
00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:13,270
Whole plastic in the ocean

377
00:16:13,270 --> 00:16:13,720
thing.

378
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,760
By replacing all their straws

379
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,280
with paper straws.

380
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,760
Not something I really...

381
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,160
It's almost six o'clock.

382
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:22,950
Not something I'm keen on

383
00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:23,760
myself.

384
00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:25,520
Tastes disgusting.

385
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,140
The coffee tastes disgusting,

386
00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:28,760
too.

387
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:32,300
I've just spoke to your wife.

388
00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:34,280
Thanks very much, Evan.

389
00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:35,530
You've been the victim of bank

390
00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:35,960
fraud.

391
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,530
You've been the victim of bank

392
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,080
fraud.

393
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,620
Hope you're okay.

394
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:40,660
Hope you're okay.

395
00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:44,680
You bet nine to four, said Pat.

396
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,040
There was some of his earnings.

397
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,300
Thanks so much for that.

398
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:50,960
Let's crack on.

399
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,840
Looking forward to today's race.

400
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:54,170
I don't know if you're a bit of

401
00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:55,430
a slur, but I raided most of

402
00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:56,440
that last night.

403
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:57,740
Do you know if you blame me,

404
00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:58,300
though?

405
00:16:58,540 --> 00:17:00,700
San Peli Aranciata.

406
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,520
Such a beautiful blood orange

407
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,560
flavor.

408
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:05,700
Meridian Moon.

409
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:08,890
Myself and a few boys were

410
00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:10,340
actually pitching a new drink

411
00:17:10,340 --> 00:17:11,660
called Meridian Moon.

412
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:13,950
It's like a blood red fucking

413
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,200
alcoholic craft beverage.

414
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,750
Time to get down to your local

415
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,360
Mercedes dealer and ask about

416
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,220
test driving the new Mercedes.

417
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,200
Thanks so much for that.

418
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,020
Nord Anglia alum.

419
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,460
Hi, John.

420
00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:30,180
I'm waiting for six o'clock.

421
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,540
Stuck behind a desk all day.

422
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,040
Longing for a glass of cab salve

423
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,260
after work.

424
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,080
I'll celebrate.

425
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,890
I just put my hand to paper on

426
00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:41,160
a new pension deal from Zurich.

427
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:42,320
You should too, John.

428
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,290
Thanks so much for the Bagoo

429
00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:45,440
Goo Dollars.

430
00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:48,400
Thanks so much.

431
00:17:48,540 --> 00:17:50,320
Just discovered electricity out

432
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,740
of the Bagoo Goo Land.

433
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,150
Longing for a glass of cab salve

434
00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:56,800
after work.

435
00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:59,160
Really grinds my gears.

436
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,350
Dealing with the plebs of

437
00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:03,080
society all day.

438
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,900
I know I'm better than this.

439
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,640
Hashtag Rot Race.

440
00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:11,340
Let's go for this Nürburgring.

441
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,660
Really give it a go around in

442
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:14,920
the ringer.

443
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:17,020
The Nord Schleifer.

444
00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:18,340
The Nord Schleifer.

445
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,400
And I'm up against the CLK 55,

446
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,740
63 AMG.

447
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,880
SL 500, SL K 230.

448
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:26,980
Now.

449
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:44,540
Maybe a bit of Yates or two.

450
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,860
With the all new Nissan Leaf.

451
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,230
The world's best selling

452
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:49,440
electric vehicle.

453
00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:51,080
Test drive today.

454
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,760
At Nissan.ie.

455
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,160
Shit car.

456
00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:56,660
Have a great afternoon with

457
00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:57,680
Harvey Norman.

458
00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:58,700
Thanks so much.

459
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:00,230
In Ireland for beds, mattresses

460
00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:00,980
and bedroom.

461
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,260
Cheers Harf.

462
00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:04,680
Thanks Harf.

463
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,180
If you're getting a new car,

464
00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:07,930
the Nissan's great 192 offers

465
00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,080
will really move you.

466
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,650
For a limited period, you can

467
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,560
choose from either really enticing

468
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,660
low rate finance or up to 5,500

469
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:16,090
euros coverage on selected

470
00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:16,760
models.

471
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,290
Search Nissan offers or visit

472
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:20,100
your local Nissan dealer today.

473
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:20,920
Nissan.

474
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,000
Innovation that excites.

475
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:23,860
Almera.

476
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,500
This isn't gonna be easy.

477
00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:26,220
Why are you talking in the

478
00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:26,540
voice?

479
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:27,360
Late nights.

480
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:28,740
Intensive research.

481
00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:30,220
Forget about seeing your family.

482
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:30,900
But you're my wife.

483
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:31,940
Six o'clock.

484
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,780
Shake down every witness.

485
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:41,700
What a load of shit.

486
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,260
Adverts are becoming self.

487
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:45,940
They're becoming self-aware to

488
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:47,190
the point where they're

489
00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:47,940
actually.

490
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:50,420
Sadly.

491
00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:52,060
Mocking their own tones.

492
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:53,880
Disgusting.

493
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:55,620
You think you're gonna get me

494
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:56,460
with that?

495
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,240
You think you're gonna manage

496
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,890
to fucking slip in an advert

497
00:19:59,890 --> 00:20:00,920
into my mind?

498
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,040
Making me laugh at your shit

499
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:03,820
jokes?

500
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:07,860
Uh-uh.

501
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,080
You know why?

502
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,780
Because I'm refreshed.

503
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,780
Just had a nice coffee.

504
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,660
Drank a 20-pack of San Peli

505
00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:17,840
early on.

506
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,200
I'm fresh.

507
00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:20,880
And I'm ready for work.

508
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,580
It's almost 6 o'clock.

509
00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:23,580
Ernie.

510
00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:25,660
It's almost 6 o'clock.

511
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:26,790
I'm gonna get down to the

512
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:27,680
conversation.

513
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:28,240
Ernie.

514
00:20:28,780 --> 00:20:30,140
Thanks so much, Erne.

515
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,180
The Erne Meister.

516
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:37,080
Thank you so much, Ernie.

517
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:37,080
Thank you so much, Ernie.

518
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,140
Means a lot, buddy.

519
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:40,920
Now turn that down.

520
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,660
Listen to that engine purr.

521
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,220
Listen to the fucking purr.

522
00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:49,180
James O'Reilly.

523
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:51,700
Jimmy O'Reilly.

524
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,640
Thanks so much, buddy.

525
00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:56,460
How you getting on, James?

526
00:20:57,820 --> 00:20:59,900
Long time no see, bud.

527
00:21:02,780 --> 00:21:03,410
If it is my old acquaintance,

528
00:21:03,410 --> 00:21:06,710
Jimmy O'Reilly, and if that is

529
00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:10,280
you, then big, big love and

530
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,380
shout out, man.

531
00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:12,570
Hope you're getting on all

532
00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:13,040
right.

533
00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:16,910
If it's a James O'Reilly I've

534
00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:19,430
never met, then I'm pleased to

535
00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:20,540
meet you.

536
00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:22,920
Pleased to meet you, man.

537
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,060
I'd offer you a bit of schlurr,

538
00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:27,050
but I raided most of that last

539
00:21:27,050 --> 00:21:27,840
night.

540
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:28,700
Flan.

541
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,060
Thanks so much, Flan.

542
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:33,670
I'd offer you a bit of schlurr,

543
00:21:33,670 --> 00:21:36,380
Flan, but I fucking raided most

544
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:38,920
of that last night, I did.

545
00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:42,940
So, the usual situation here,

546
00:21:42,940 --> 00:21:44,020
guys.

547
00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:46,530
Hard and fast as we go into the

548
00:21:46,530 --> 00:21:47,920
Hatsenbach.

549
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:50,190
Probably the most glorious and

550
00:21:50,190 --> 00:21:52,190
prominent of corners in the

551
00:21:52,190 --> 00:21:55,300
whole Nürburgring, Nordschleifer.

552
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,690
And fast, fast can lead you

553
00:21:57,690 --> 00:21:59,720
into a sticky patch.

554
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,180
So, you gotta remember, I'm

555
00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:02,390
just, I'm fucking it up, guys,

556
00:22:02,390 --> 00:22:03,480
just so that you know.

557
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,100
You can see what you're doing.

558
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,210
You don't want to, see what you

559
00:22:07,210 --> 00:22:08,230
don't want to do, you know,

560
00:22:08,230 --> 00:22:09,230
because you learn from your

561
00:22:09,230 --> 00:22:10,130
mistakes, not from your

562
00:22:10,130 --> 00:22:10,860
successes.

563
00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:14,160
Thanks very much, Lithuanian.

564
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,080
You're 38.

565
00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:18,640
So, you tickle the ridge there

566
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,700
with your tire.

567
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,520
With your bridge stones.

568
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,040
Just give it a little kiss.

569
00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:27,580
And then, out of the Hatsenbach

570
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:28,280
we go.

571
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:30,930
As we break a little, drop her

572
00:22:30,930 --> 00:22:32,460
down a second.

573
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,200
Drop her down a second.

574
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:36,240
And a third.

575
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:38,600
And then, over the ridge again.

576
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,280
Over these little ridgines.

577
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,680
And we see these guys here.

578
00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:43,440
We've got a coupe.

579
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:45,560
Nice car.

580
00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:47,460
Sunday driver fare.

581
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,110
Not gonna do the business on a

582
00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:51,500
racetrack around the Nordschleifer.

583
00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:52,700
See you later.

584
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,240
Get out of my way.

585
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,340
Do you know who I am?

586
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,960
And where I come from?

587
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,420
And what I've become?

588
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,160
And what I'm becoming?

589
00:23:04,620 --> 00:23:05,660
Keeper at fourth.

590
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,920
Up into fifth.

591
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:09,840
As we hit the Flugplatz.

592
00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:12,820
Real nice, generous

593
00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:15,620
acceleration here.

594
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:16,380
We're hitting, what?

595
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:17,520
240?

596
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:18,660
Fuck it.

597
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,140
That's a bit of a fuck-up.

598
00:23:20,420 --> 00:23:21,500
Made of boo-boo there.

599
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:24,900
Schweidencruz.

600
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:26,780
And look, guys.

601
00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:28,260
It's early days.

602
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:29,340
I'm just getting into this,

603
00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:29,720
okay?

604
00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:32,860
Just getting in.

605
00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:38,700
Have you spoke to Zurich yet?

606
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,680
They're waiting for you.

607
00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:45,300
They want to make sure that you

608
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,820
and your family have peace of

609
00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:48,320
mind.

610
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,120
In the sad and shocking event.

611
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:54,310
In case that something happens

612
00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:55,340
to you.

613
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:57,870
You want to know that your

614
00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:00,360
family are safe and secure.

615
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,160
That's why Zurich will cover

616
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:02,640
you.

617
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:03,840
Not just with pensions or

618
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,600
insurance, but assurance too.

619
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,060
Way, Peter.

620
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,590
The way to save on car

621
00:24:08,590 --> 00:24:09,720
insurance.

622
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,040
But I already went on to 123.ie.

623
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,680
Save 10% now, questions asked.

624
00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:14,280
Oh.

625
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:15,820
I better cancel those sniffer

626
00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:16,300
dogs.

627
00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:17,800
Simple is smarter.

628
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,410
Get 10% off new car insurance

629
00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:21,540
when you buy online at 123.ie.

630
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:22,760
Acceptance criteria.

631
00:24:22,860 --> 00:24:23,480
Teas and see supply.

632
00:24:23,620 --> 00:24:24,480
123 money limited.

633
00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:25,040
Trading is 123.ie.

634
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,250
Is regulated by the Central

635
00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:27,140
Bank of Ireland.

636
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:28,180
RSA Insurance Ireland Act

637
00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:30,020
provides 123.ie car insurance.

638
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:30,660
Mick.

639
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:31,100
Yeah?

640
00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:32,720
What's the link between Bill

641
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,160
Gates and BlackRock?

642
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,300
It's almost 6 o'clock.

643
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:40,380
Is it that BlackRock has a lot

644
00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:42,140
of gates?

645
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:42,780
No.

646
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:43,480
Oh.

647
00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:44,100
John.

648
00:24:44,260 --> 00:24:44,740
Here we go.

649
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,240
Do BlackRock houses have more

650
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,860
windows than everyone else?

651
00:24:48,180 --> 00:24:48,460
No.

652
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:49,660
Temple Road, BlackRock was

653
00:24:49,660 --> 00:24:50,750
where Bill Gates set up his

654
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:52,000
first office in Ireland.

655
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:52,900
Oh, well.

656
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,150
That was going to be my next

657
00:24:54,150 --> 00:24:54,680
guess.

658
00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:56,290
You'll always find a link with

659
00:24:56,290 --> 00:24:57,140
link taxis.

660
00:24:57,620 --> 00:24:59,320
For priority business taxis,

661
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,800
visit lynk.ie.

662
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,890
Glad they were giving out there

663
00:25:01,890 --> 00:25:02,640
about BlackRock.

664
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:03,360
Sorry, guys.

665
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:04,610
I had to just miss that mama

666
00:25:04,610 --> 00:25:05,080
duck.

667
00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:06,910
Finding you so aspirational and

668
00:25:06,910 --> 00:25:08,060
inspirational.

669
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,920
Listening to you and enjoying

670
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,220
fizzy bath bombs.

671
00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:12,980
Organic tapas.

672
00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:16,100
An unwooded Chardonnay from the

673
00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:18,780
western slopes of Margaret

674
00:25:18,780 --> 00:25:19,800
River.

675
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,520
In my eco jacuzzi.

676
00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:24,780
Very, very nice.

677
00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:25,780
Very aspirational.

678
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,820
Very, very, very luxurious.

679
00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:29,380
Farfurta.

680
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:30,740
Thank you so much.

681
00:25:31,140 --> 00:25:32,730
Frustrating seeing my friends

682
00:25:32,730 --> 00:25:34,950
toil through everyday life with

683
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,500
no plan for the future.

684
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,140
No pension fund.

685
00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:40,540
Not invested in crypto and not

686
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,780
evolving with the times.

687
00:25:42,780 --> 00:25:45,040
They're wasting away and will

688
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,000
die with the old world.

689
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,060
Barbaric morons.

690
00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:51,440
Thanks very much.

691
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,320
It's almost six o'clock.

692
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,400
Thanks very much, far.

693
00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:56,240
This is it now, guys.

694
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,720
No messing around, okay?

695
00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:00,120
No pussyfooting.

696
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,900
We're gonna go straight into

697
00:26:02,900 --> 00:26:04,120
this hard and fast.

698
00:26:04,340 --> 00:26:05,000
Buckle up.

699
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:07,000
It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

700
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,700
We go into the first turn.

701
00:26:13,820 --> 00:26:15,490
We slow down to almost fucking

702
00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:16,460
second gear.

703
00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:17,620
We don't even go into first.

704
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:18,920
Suggested first.

705
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,460
But I'm not gonna do that.

706
00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:21,860
We keep her at fourth.

707
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,560
80% speed.

708
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:25,200
Remember, guys?

709
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,940
That's what they told us in the,

710
00:26:26,940 --> 00:26:27,740
uh...

711
00:26:27,740 --> 00:26:28,780
In the fucking, um...

712
00:26:28,780 --> 00:26:30,120
Tutorial.

713
00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:31,310
Even though we don't go by

714
00:26:31,310 --> 00:26:32,640
tutorials around here.

715
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,190
The only tutorial you want to

716
00:26:34,190 --> 00:26:35,400
hear is one from me.

717
00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:37,340
About how to increase your

718
00:26:37,340 --> 00:26:38,820
investment plum.

719
00:26:39,740 --> 00:26:41,580
Plum is actually a big sum that

720
00:26:41,580 --> 00:26:42,760
you put away.

721
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,950
And is harvesting during the

722
00:26:44,950 --> 00:26:46,180
summer months of your

723
00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:47,360
retirement age.

724
00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:48,540
Look.

725
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:51,770
Many of you are heading towards

726
00:26:51,770 --> 00:26:53,540
the back nine.

727
00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:54,930
What are you gonna be doing

728
00:26:54,930 --> 00:26:56,780
when you hit the 19th hole?

729
00:26:56,980 --> 00:26:57,820
And where do you want to be

730
00:26:57,820 --> 00:26:58,820
spending the wedge?

731
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:00,740
Also, have you got the wedge

732
00:27:00,740 --> 00:27:01,580
saved up?

733
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,290
When I open up my golfing bag

734
00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:05,460
at the back of the fucking 19th

735
00:27:05,460 --> 00:27:06,080
hole.

736
00:27:06,420 --> 00:27:07,180
When I bring you down to the

737
00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:08,520
back of the 19th hole to show

738
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:09,460
you what I've got.

739
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,010
It's not my drivers or my golf

740
00:27:12,010 --> 00:27:14,220
tees or my selection of Titleist.

741
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,640
Tiger Woods, uh...

742
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,240
Signed Titleist Golf Balls.

743
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,840
What I've got are documents.

744
00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:24,930
I bring a file of facts and a

745
00:27:24,930 --> 00:27:26,440
ledger with me.

746
00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:27,720
And I usually show all

747
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,780
prospective golfing buddies.

748
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:31,840
What I'm dealing with.

749
00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:34,280
Facts, figures, and if I haven't

750
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,880
got time to bust out the

751
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,640
fucking, uh...

752
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:37,940
iPad.

753
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,100
I show the paperwork.

754
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,060
What's the paperwork?

755
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,440
It's my accounts.

756
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:46,960
Back in black.

757
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,700
Was never in red.

758
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:49,680
Never.

759
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:53,880
Sure, you gotta take a bit of a

760
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,640
risk sometimes.

761
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:57,980
Speculate to accumulate.

762
00:27:58,500 --> 00:27:59,780
That's what they say.

763
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,180
But if you're like me.

764
00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:06,720
You're probably working your bollocks

765
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,560
off since you were three.

766
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:18,560
Nice and easy here, guys.

767
00:28:18,620 --> 00:28:23,920
As we sleuth into the Metzgefeld.

768
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,680
A really nice circular swooper.

769
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,520
Which sends us, launches us

770
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,960
into a downhill chase.

771
00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:36,540
With these two creeps.

772
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,460
Absolute disgustards.

773
00:28:40,140 --> 00:28:42,310
We just flax on by like a flax

774
00:28:42,310 --> 00:28:44,540
seed in the night.

775
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:47,400
Taking a right cruise turn into

776
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,080
the nightmare.

777
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,300
Known.

778
00:28:51,300 --> 00:28:51,300
Known.

779
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,840
The nightmare known as the Versiphon.

780
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:58,680
Oh.

781
00:28:58,940 --> 00:29:00,180
And that's why it's a nightmare.

782
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,680
A few bruised cheeks after that.

783
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,050
And this is some M50 shit right

784
00:29:06,050 --> 00:29:06,660
here.

785
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:07,940
See you later.

786
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,700
You should have fucking worked

787
00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:10,870
harder and bought a better

788
00:29:10,870 --> 00:29:11,340
motor.

789
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,190
Or even just upgraded the one

790
00:29:13,190 --> 00:29:13,940
you had.

791
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:16,510
I was a senior sales executive

792
00:29:16,510 --> 00:29:18,990
for 15 years in Mercedes

793
00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:20,060
Ireland.

794
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:21,600
I know.

795
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,280
How to get a decent turbo

796
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,400
injection unit placed inside

797
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,160
your undercarriage.

798
00:29:28,820 --> 00:29:29,330
Friends with a few grease

799
00:29:29,330 --> 00:29:31,240
monkeys out there.

800
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,450
I like to think that I can mix

801
00:29:34,450 --> 00:29:36,240
it up with the blue collar guys.

802
00:29:36,340 --> 00:29:37,860
As well as play high power

803
00:29:37,860 --> 00:29:39,180
games of squash.

804
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:41,940
With Eddie Jordan.

805
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,220
And most.

806
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,360
If not all.

807
00:29:50,260 --> 00:29:52,620
Of the Taka Touring car team.

808
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,670
That launched Eddie's career

809
00:29:55,670 --> 00:29:58,260
back in 2001.

810
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,080
Even though.

811
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:01,280
He'd been.

812
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,280
He'd been working on four

813
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,100
wheels since he was yay high.

814
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:07,240
He really didn't get going

815
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,280
until 2001.

816
00:30:09,660 --> 00:30:10,490
I know that's an unpopular

817
00:30:10,490 --> 00:30:11,100
opinion.

818
00:30:11,260 --> 00:30:12,460
But it's just what I think.

819
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,360
He changed his name.

820
00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:16,820
And rode Taka.

821
00:30:18,060 --> 00:30:19,280
For a few years.

822
00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:22,740
Most.

823
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,420
Writers do in the literary

824
00:30:24,420 --> 00:30:25,080
world.

825
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,520
You know that they have a pseudonym.

826
00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:27,960
They don't want to come under

827
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:28,680
any flack.

828
00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:29,900
If they write shite.

829
00:30:30,380 --> 00:30:31,570
Same was going on with Eddie

830
00:30:31,570 --> 00:30:32,080
Jordan.

831
00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:35,500
A long career in Formula One.

832
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,120
F1.

833
00:30:37,780 --> 00:30:38,520
Didn't really work out for him

834
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,780
as well as he wanted it to.

835
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,120
He moved into Taka.

836
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:42,680
I said.

837
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:42,960
Eddie.

838
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,120
You're making a bad bold move.

839
00:30:45,660 --> 00:30:47,150
Why not come with me on the

840
00:30:47,150 --> 00:30:49,360
fucking journey on the carousel.

841
00:30:49,580 --> 00:30:51,820
That is Nürburgring tomorrow.

842
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:53,220
He said.

843
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:53,920
Listen Connor.

844
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,740
I don't need you anymore.

845
00:30:58,820 --> 00:31:00,560
And he still ruined the day he

846
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,980
ever said that to me.

847
00:31:06,620 --> 00:31:05,580
He was ringing me up a few

848
00:31:05,580 --> 00:31:08,680
weeks ago though.

849
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,680
Wanted to know about Zurich.

850
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,410
I said I'm off out to Geneva in

851
00:31:13,410 --> 00:31:14,840
a few weeks.

852
00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:17,460
Drop me a text.

853
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,860
And I'll hook you up with a

854
00:31:19,860 --> 00:31:21,100
business class seat.

855
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,380
Up beside me.

856
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,800
We can chat shit.

857
00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:26,400
And then when I get to Geneva.

858
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,110
You can have a couple of days

859
00:31:28,110 --> 00:31:29,660
rest and relaxation.

860
00:31:32,060 --> 00:31:33,220
In the Carlton.

861
00:31:35,220 --> 00:31:36,450
We might go watch shopping the

862
00:31:36,450 --> 00:31:37,860
day after.

863
00:31:38,660 --> 00:31:40,380
Then take the train out to Bern.

864
00:31:41,660 --> 00:31:42,900
Then a cable cart.

865
00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:44,900
Out to the laughter brunin'.

866
00:31:46,180 --> 00:31:48,160
Stay in a wooden chalet there.

867
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,060
Go hunting.

868
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,160
Bit of skiing.

869
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:52,820
Sightseeing.

870
00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:55,020
Maybe a little climb up the Eiger.

871
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,020
If your knees are up to it

872
00:31:57,020 --> 00:31:57,840
Eddie.

873
00:31:58,900 --> 00:31:59,620
He laughed.

874
00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:01,320
But I was serious.

875
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:02,980
The guy's getting on.

876
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:04,450
And he needs to take care of

877
00:32:04,450 --> 00:32:05,180
himself.

878
00:32:06,820 --> 00:32:07,200
Had a bit of unfortunate

879
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,880
business there.

880
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,380
With my friend John.

881
00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:11,420
His dad.

882
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:12,660
Was 85.

883
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,460
An ardent climber.

884
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:19,980
Don't know why he went up the Eiger.

885
00:32:24,220 --> 00:32:23,580
Unfortunately he didn't have a

886
00:32:23,580 --> 00:32:26,400
Zurich pension plan.

887
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:29,840
But uh.

888
00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:31,980
A lot of.

889
00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:33,230
Props I got actually for

890
00:32:33,230 --> 00:32:34,870
attending the funeral the last

891
00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:35,280
day.

892
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:35,460
And.

893
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,820
Just enlightening him.

894
00:32:38,940 --> 00:32:39,860
And his family.

895
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,120
And what could have been.

896
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:44,720
What should.

897
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:45,600
What would have been.

898
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,420
And what should have been.

899
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,200
A great.

900
00:32:49,580 --> 00:32:50,160
Retirement.

901
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,880
Seen these guys here? Fuck you.

902
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:53,900
Bye-bye.

903
00:32:57,980 --> 00:33:00,640
Now into the Galgan Kopf we go.

904
00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:04,500
88, 90, accelerating hard and

905
00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:05,320
fast.

906
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,240
108, 109.

907
00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:11,090
Yeah, onto this lovely big Dottinger

908
00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:11,880
hoe.

909
00:33:13,220 --> 00:33:15,020
The Audi R8 V10, no thanks, you

910
00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:17,200
won't sell me that shit.

911
00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:19,020
Nothing to do with me.

912
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,300
We're C-Days only, I'm brand

913
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:21,900
loyal.

914
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:29,460
7.13, 7.15, we've got 20

915
00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:34,560
seconds to make silver, guys.

916
00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:36,650
As we head under the Bilstein

917
00:33:36,650 --> 00:33:37,480
boo-boo.

918
00:33:38,420 --> 00:33:40,340
We've got 10 seconds to go.

919
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,820
10 seconds left.

920
00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:43,860
No!

921
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:52,780
Bit of oversteer.

922
00:33:53,780 --> 00:33:55,160
The fucking ghost.

923
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,800
Ghost of John's dad there

924
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,420
haunting me.

925
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,770
As we cruise into bronze

926
00:34:01,770 --> 00:34:03,220
territory.

927
00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:06,550
Unfortunately, the Mercedes

928
00:34:06,550 --> 00:34:09,500
fails to capitalize on what was

929
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:12,470
such a promising and blistering

930
00:34:12,470 --> 00:34:14,640
opening few curves.

931
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:16,640
The Hatsenberg aboombo.

932
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:17,640
The Hatsenberg aboombo.

933
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,240
The Hatsenberg aboombo.

934
00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:19,000
I made.

935
00:34:19,860 --> 00:34:22,310
I think too much was made of

936
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:24,940
investment talk.

937
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:28,200
I was getting too into depth

938
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,880
with the anecdotal ins and outs

939
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:35,400
of Eddie Jordan and his fiscal

940
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,240
irresponsibility.

941
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,300
Especially John's father as

942
00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:40,880
well.

943
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,680
Well, if you've just joined us,

944
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:47,000
welcome to the Nürburgring Nordschleife,

945
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:47,800
guys.

946
00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:49,300
This is drive time.

947
00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:51,000
It's almost six o'clock.

948
00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:54,010
You're watching Nürburgring Nordschleife

949
00:34:54,010 --> 00:34:55,700
with me, Connor Williams.

950
00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:57,080
It's almost six o'clock.

951
00:34:58,300 --> 00:34:59,000
Dermot grabs the folder from

952
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,620
his locker and spins.

953
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,040
Let's have a look here.

954
00:35:03,780 --> 00:35:04,810
I'm going to listen to this

955
00:35:04,810 --> 00:35:05,360
live now.

956
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:06,140
Sorry, a bit of news.

957
00:35:06,140 --> 00:35:07,430
There's no need to describe in

958
00:35:07,430 --> 00:35:08,540
detail every inch of the new

959
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Range Rover Evoque.

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With its unmistakable coupe-like

961
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silhouette, you'll recognize

962
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that quiet refinement when you

963
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see it.

964
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And with a new mild hybrid

965
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electric engine and intuitive

966
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technology, you have a car that

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handles superbly, both on road

968
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:21,540
and off.

969
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What a car?

970
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So if you're looking for a

971
00:35:23,230 --> 00:35:24,160
compact SUV that takes city

972
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,100
driving above...

973
00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:25,320
Yeah.

974
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,300
Sorry about that technical gremlins,

975
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:31,400
guys.

976
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:32,820
John.

977
00:35:33,540 --> 00:35:34,060
TK.

978
00:35:34,260 --> 00:35:34,940
Get a grip.

979
00:35:35,060 --> 00:35:35,720
Get a grip.

980
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:36,560
You're 38.

981
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,390
You're funding the entire

982
00:35:38,390 --> 00:35:39,160
stream.

983
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,100
TK Maxx.

984
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:44,960
Had a bit of a breakdown about

985
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,620
you, TK, the last day.

986
00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:49,460
You really ruffled the fucking

987
00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:50,560
feathers, man.

988
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,100
Still am ruffled.

989
00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:54,260
Thanks so much.

990
00:35:54,340 --> 00:35:56,020
I've just spoke to your wife.

991
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,200
Nikki, I'm out of it.

992
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:57,900
Thanks so much.

993
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,400
You've been the victim of bank

994
00:35:59,400 --> 00:35:59,920
fraud.

995
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:00,440
Freightseeing, Nikki.

996
00:36:01,180 --> 00:36:03,080
Nikki, you've been the victim

997
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,140
of bank fraud.

998
00:36:05,340 --> 00:36:06,640
You've no fucking situation to

999
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,380
deal with at the moment, John.

1000
00:36:10,540 --> 00:36:11,720
I don't know what's going on.

1001
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,020
I've just spoke to your wife.

1002
00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:20,950
You've been the victim of bank

1003
00:36:20,950 --> 00:36:21,960
fraud.

1004
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,960
FBI, thanks so much.

1005
00:36:25,460 --> 00:36:27,010
Your dad was killed by my file

1006
00:36:27,010 --> 00:36:28,220
of facts, you say.

1007
00:36:28,380 --> 00:36:29,160
It's disgusting.

1008
00:36:30,660 --> 00:36:31,720
At Davey, we talk about life

1009
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,720
before we talk about finance.

1010
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,620
Davey, it's not just business.

1011
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:38,760
It's personal.

1012
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1013
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Protect yourself against mishaps

1014
00:36:43,030 --> 00:36:45,000
before and during your...

1015
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:45,940
Thanks, TK.

1016
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,860
Big shout out to TK and FBI.

1017
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:50,860
Nikki Lauda.

1018
00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:52,420
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1019
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1020
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1025
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1026
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1027
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1028
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1055
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1056
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That's so much free time for

1057
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1058
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,700
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1059
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,640
It's almost 6 o'clock, guys.

1060
00:37:57,380 --> 00:37:58,560
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1061
00:37:59,180 --> 00:38:00,520
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1062
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1063
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1064
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1065
00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:05,720
How can I forget?

1066
00:38:05,940 --> 00:38:07,280
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1067
00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:09,280
It's all Killian Willian.

1068
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:10,200
That is awesome.

1069
00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:11,240
Well, no.

1070
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It's almost 6 o'clock.

1071
00:38:13,140 --> 00:38:15,000
Ask about test driving, guys.

1072
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,440
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1073
00:38:17,020 --> 00:38:18,080
Come on, guys.

1074
00:38:18,580 --> 00:38:19,720
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1075
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:20,990
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1076
00:38:20,990 --> 00:38:21,680
about this?

1077
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,260
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1078
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:23,760
Come on.

1079
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1080
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1115
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1116
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It's almost 6 o'clock.

1117
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It is 6 o'clock.

1118
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1119
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1137
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1140
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News talk traffic and travel.

1145
00:40:11,020 --> 00:40:12,220
Thanks to Just Eat.

1146
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,300
Just tap the app and tap into a

1147
00:40:14,300 --> 00:40:16,640
whole world of food tonight.

1148
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Just Eat.

1149
00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:19,360
Find your flavour.

1150
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In Dublin 3, heavy traffic at

1151
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,340
the moment along the sewer road

1152
00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:26,120
from Scammer through Kilmainham,

1153
00:40:26,220 --> 00:40:27,580
onto St. John's Road West, and

1154
00:40:27,580 --> 00:40:28,960
then right through to Parkgate

1155
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:29,560
Street.

1156
00:40:29,980 --> 00:40:31,240
In Donegal, traffic is building

1157
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:32,560
again this evening around

1158
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:33,420
Letterkenny.

1159
00:40:33,420 --> 00:40:33,900
Yeah!

1160
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:35,430
Continuing at the Polestar

1161
00:40:35,430 --> 00:40:36,320
Roundabout.

1162
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:36,920
Yeah!

1163
00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:38,530
Traffic is slow both ways on

1164
00:40:38,530 --> 00:40:39,480
the N20.

1165
00:40:39,740 --> 00:40:41,060
That's not that bad.

1166
00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:42,320
Sound 7's Scanlon.

1167
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,560
On the Nace Road approach.

1168
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,300
News talk traffic and travel

1169
00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:47,230
with information supplied by

1170
00:40:47,230 --> 00:40:48,420
the AA.ie.

1171
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:49,860
Dot IE.

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00:40:50,460 --> 00:40:51,240
With Nissan.

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00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:52,670
Number one for petrol in

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00:40:52,670 --> 00:40:53,360
Ireland.

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00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:54,520
Petrol and diesel.

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00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:55,280
Number one for electric.

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00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:56,480
Electric.

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00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,420
Innovation that excites.

1179
00:40:58,940 --> 00:41:00,960
This is his new show.

1180
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,130
Still to come, former Justice

1181
00:41:03,130 --> 00:41:05,130
Minister Noron explains her

1182
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:07,300
very personal reasons for being

1183
00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:08,950
involved in the dementia garden

1184
00:41:08,950 --> 00:41:10,290
at the Bloom Festival next

1185
00:41:10,290 --> 00:41:10,960
weekend.

1186
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,780
Tom Dunn says we should spice

1187
00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:14,540
up our lives and embrace the

1188
00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:16,600
British popular girl brand.

1189
00:41:17,220 --> 00:41:19,140
The Italian Grand Prix Wimbledon.

1190
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:19,680
Yes.

1191
00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:21,500
Michelle Jackson suggests some

1192
00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:23,360
ultimate Father's Day gifts.

1193
00:41:24,020 --> 00:41:24,660
Mission travel.

1194
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:25,500
Six o'clock.

1195
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:26,800
You should do that.

1196
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,060
Let's get the latest news in

1197
00:41:28,060 --> 00:41:29,340
sport now with Eamon Torsney

1198
00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:30,580
and Richie McCormick.

1199
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:31,680
Jesus Christ.

1200
00:41:32,780 --> 00:41:34,030
I just came up really hard on

1201
00:41:34,030 --> 00:41:35,940
six o'clock there.

1202
00:41:36,380 --> 00:41:37,820
Insurance brokers.

1203
00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:39,640
Range Rover Evoke.

1204
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,200
Italian Grand Prix.

1205
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,260
Speak for a broker.

1206
00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:44,860
Aaron Brennan.

1207
00:41:44,940 --> 00:41:45,740
I just went to paper on a new

1208
00:41:45,740 --> 00:41:46,780
pension deal from Zurich.

1209
00:41:46,780 --> 00:41:47,720
Thank you so much.

1210
00:41:47,980 --> 00:41:48,740
You should too, John.

1211
00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:49,580
Aaron Brennan.

1212
00:41:50,380 --> 00:41:51,960
Foreskin Turtleneck.

1213
00:41:52,660 --> 00:41:53,660
Evan Scanlon.

1214
00:41:53,940 --> 00:41:55,140
Zurich Life.

1215
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:56,720
Connor Fowler.

1216
00:41:57,140 --> 00:41:58,120
Killian Willian.

1217
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,140
Everybody who's donated.

1218
00:42:01,340 --> 00:42:02,660
Very, very kind of you there.

1219
00:42:02,740 --> 00:42:03,160
FBI.

1220
00:42:03,940 --> 00:42:05,060
Mickey Schlugmacher.

1221
00:42:05,060 --> 00:42:06,780
I just spoke to your wife.

1222
00:42:08,580 --> 00:42:09,710
You've been the victim of bank

1223
00:42:09,710 --> 00:42:10,720
fraud.

1224
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:13,080
Holy shit.

1225
00:42:13,180 --> 00:42:13,880
That was a six o'clock.

1226
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,160
It's almost six o'clock.

1227
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,780
It is six o'clock, John.

1228
00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:19,340
That was such a six o'clock.

1229
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:20,820
That was probably one of the

1230
00:42:20,820 --> 00:42:22,580
hardest sixes I've ever hit.

1231
00:42:24,420 --> 00:42:24,900
Right.

1232
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:25,420
Let's go.

1233
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:25,900
Let's go.

1234
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:26,420
Let's go.

1235
00:42:26,540 --> 00:42:26,980
Silver.

1236
00:42:27,260 --> 00:42:28,380
It's almost six o'clock.

1237
00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:29,870
It's time to get down to your

1238
00:42:29,870 --> 00:42:31,490
local Mercedes dealer and ask

1239
00:42:31,490 --> 00:42:32,920
about test driving the new

1240
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:33,740
Mercedes.

1241
00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:35,100
Connor Fowler.

1242
00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:35,940
Thanks so much.

1243
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:37,360
Big shout out to everyone

1244
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:38,560
watching, guys.

1245
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:40,880
Fucking this is.

1246
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,210
This is the Monaco Grand Prix

1247
00:42:43,210 --> 00:42:44,420
right here.

1248
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:45,460
Even though it's not.

1249
00:42:45,540 --> 00:42:46,840
It's the Germanic.

1250
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:48,880
Have you ever been to Germany?

1251
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,780
I just spoke to your wife.

1252
00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:53,710
You've been the victim of bank

1253
00:42:53,710 --> 00:42:54,700
fraud.

1254
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,240
Thanks so much for joining me.

1255
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,060
You know where to find it.

1256
00:42:59,100 --> 00:42:59,900
Monday to Friday.

1257
00:43:00,060 --> 00:43:00,800
Drive time.

1258
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:01,840
6 p.m.

1259
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:02,780
Connor Williams.

1260
00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:03,920
Nürburgring.

1261
00:43:04,380 --> 00:43:05,220
Nordschleife.

1262
00:43:05,580 --> 00:43:07,450
Bringing you all the latest

1263
00:43:07,450 --> 00:43:09,870
news and sport and everything

1264
00:43:09,870 --> 00:43:11,100
in between.

1265
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:13,040
We're winning trophies.

1266
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,120
We're driving really fast.

1267
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:16,900
It's legal in Germany.

1268
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,120
It's almost six o'clock.

1269
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:20,660
Welcome, everybody.

1270
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:21,120
Okay.

1271
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:22,940
You've just got out of work.

1272
00:43:23,060 --> 00:43:24,300
Maybe you've finished college

1273
00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:25,500
or school or something.

1274
00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:27,510
And you want to be switched

1275
00:43:27,510 --> 00:43:28,380
back on.

1276
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:29,930
You want to feel a pit of

1277
00:43:29,930 --> 00:43:31,660
anxiety balled up in your

1278
00:43:31,660 --> 00:43:33,020
fucking heart.

1279
00:43:33,340 --> 00:43:34,840
Because you're addicted to the

1280
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:35,560
anxiety.

1281
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,020
I know you are.

1282
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,160
What you want is a hard

1283
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,160
injection of news into your

1284
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,780
fucking vein head.

1285
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:44,320
And also you want all the

1286
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,440
latest horrible horror stories

1287
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,070
that are topping the news

1288
00:43:48,070 --> 00:43:48,880
charts.

1289
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:50,690
You want that followed with a

1290
00:43:50,690 --> 00:43:52,580
heavy fucking dose of sport in

1291
00:43:52,580 --> 00:43:53,580
your mouth.

1292
00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:55,180
Swallow it down.

1293
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:57,560
And then wash it all off.

1294
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,570
With some creamy fucking

1295
00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:00,960
insurance ads.

1296
00:44:01,580 --> 00:44:02,900
A few bank ads.

1297
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:04,760
A few fucking you're getting

1298
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,310
old and you need to think about

1299
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,640
stuff before you die.

1300
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:08,560
Ads.

1301
00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:10,950
A few fucking what car are you

1302
00:44:10,950 --> 00:44:11,960
driving?

1303
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,840
If it's not this, it's shit.

1304
00:44:14,140 --> 00:44:14,600
Ads.

1305
00:44:15,460 --> 00:44:17,340
Keep up with the Jones, guys.

1306
00:44:18,060 --> 00:44:19,480
Keep up with the Conner.

1307
00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:22,160
Keep up with the Conner.

1308
00:44:24,740 --> 00:44:25,840
Stay with me.

1309
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000
You won't go wrong.

1310
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:28,200
Bergering.

1311
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,540
Here's my song.

1312
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:30,820
Nord Schleifer.

1313
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,580
Welcome everyone to the stream.

1314
00:44:34,260 --> 00:44:36,240
Courtesy of Francis Higgins.

1315
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,730
We're going to go for a big boy

1316
00:44:38,730 --> 00:44:40,680
lap for the silver.

1317
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:42,530
Thanks to Francis Higgins for

1318
00:44:42,530 --> 00:44:44,360
making the stream happen.

1319
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:51,240
Bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1320
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:55,600
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1321
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,360
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1322
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:58,080
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1323
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:58,800
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1324
00:44:58,800 --> 00:44:59,520
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1325
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:00,240
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1326
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:00,960
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1327
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:01,680
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1328
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:02,400
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1329
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,120
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1330
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:03,840
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1331
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:04,560
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1332
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:05,310
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1333
00:45:05,310 --> 00:45:06,020
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1334
00:45:06,020 --> 00:45:06,720
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1335
00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:07,440
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1336
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:08,160
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1337
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:08,880
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1338
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:09,600
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1339
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:10,320
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1340
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:11,040
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1341
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:11,760
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1342
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:12,480
bad apps, bad apps, bad apps,

1343
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,360
bad apps,

1344
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,600
- Bones, boones, boones.

1345
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,940
- It's almost six o'clock.

1346
00:45:18,940 --> 00:45:21,400
- Thanks so much, Frano.

1347
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,320
Frano, Higmeister.

1348
00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:26,270
Sorry guys, just got to

1349
00:45:26,270 --> 00:45:29,360
wardrobe malfunction,

1350
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,380
got to adjust the turt, the turtleneckus.

1351
00:45:32,380 --> 00:45:33,820
Turtus neckus.

1352
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,560
- It's almost six o'clock.

1353
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,240
Time to get down to your local

1354
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:40,240
Mercedes dealer

1355
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:42,220
and ask about test driving the

1356
00:45:42,220 --> 00:45:43,360
new Mercedes.

1357
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,400
- Martin C, thanks so much.

1358
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,460
Conmeister General, I just

1359
00:45:47,460 --> 00:45:49,780
wanted to touch base to let you

1360
00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:50,220
know,

1361
00:45:50,220 --> 00:45:52,270
I bumped into Ralph Shumi at

1362
00:45:52,270 --> 00:45:53,640
the Web Summit.

1363
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:55,120
The Web Summit.

1364
00:45:56,340 --> 00:45:57,430
I know you used to roll with

1365
00:45:57,430 --> 00:45:59,400
him in the 90s.

1366
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:02,280
He's in the market for a new AMG.

1367
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,900
So I passed on your deets.

1368
00:46:04,900 --> 00:46:07,780
We still on for some riceling

1369
00:46:07,780 --> 00:46:09,240
at Eddie's.

1370
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,190
Yeah, we will, yeah, we'll see

1371
00:46:11,190 --> 00:46:12,300
you soon, man.

1372
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:15,890
- Order me a fucking smokestack,

1373
00:46:15,890 --> 00:46:17,220
will you?

1374
00:46:17,220 --> 00:46:19,220
I'll be down in 20.

1375
00:46:19,220 --> 00:46:20,730
I need to get, I'm gonna, I'm

1376
00:46:20,730 --> 00:46:22,120
not, we're not going for an

1377
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:22,640
Eddie,

1378
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,360
we're not going for an Eddie

1379
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,900
Jordan's until we finish Silverman.

1380
00:46:26,900 --> 00:46:29,220
Alicia Silverstone.

1381
00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:32,630
- One last sip of my ice cold

1382
00:46:32,630 --> 00:46:34,080
coffee.

1383
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,740
- And we're ready to hit the

1384
00:46:36,740 --> 00:46:39,080
fucking Accelotron.

1385
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,080
Pedal to the metal.

1386
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,500
Let's go.

1387
00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:44,010
- I might not be able to hang

1388
00:46:44,010 --> 00:46:46,360
out with you Morton C.

1389
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,260
- Because I actually have a, I

1390
00:46:48,260 --> 00:46:50,160
actually have a seven o'clock

1391
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,930
penciled in with a few of the

1392
00:46:51,930 --> 00:46:53,220
heads from RTE.

1393
00:46:53,220 --> 00:46:56,960
Just the legal team and a few

1394
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:00,080
presenters as well.

1395
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,080
- I'm not going to name the

1396
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,240
names because I'm classy, you

1397
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:04,940
know?

1398
00:47:04,940 --> 00:47:08,160
- But needless to say, I'm

1399
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:11,120
being picked up in their

1400
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:15,010
Mercedes AMG Custom Class,

1401
00:47:15,010 --> 00:47:16,490
which I hooked them up with the

1402
00:47:16,490 --> 00:47:17,800
Geneva Motor Show.

1403
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,450
- All right, okay, I know you

1404
00:47:20,450 --> 00:47:22,890
want me to spill the beans on

1405
00:47:22,890 --> 00:47:25,460
who I'm hanging out with.

1406
00:47:27,860 --> 00:47:29,100
Yeah, it's Crystal Swing.

1407
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:32,100
Yeah.

1408
00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:34,300
Sorry, Crystal Swing, I know

1409
00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:36,050
you're watching, you're

1410
00:47:36,050 --> 00:47:38,460
probably going to be like, that

1411
00:47:38,460 --> 00:47:40,600
fucking asshole man.

1412
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,350
Told him not to mention our

1413
00:47:42,350 --> 00:47:43,000
names.

1414
00:47:44,140 --> 00:47:45,540
But, uh, yeah.

1415
00:47:45,540 --> 00:47:47,260
- It's almost six o'clock.

1416
00:47:47,260 --> 00:47:48,960
- I met up with the guys there.

1417
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,120
I actually met them last year

1418
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:54,100
when I was, I was having a real

1419
00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:57,720
heavy time at Nürburgring.

1420
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:00,520
I was having a real heavy time

1421
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,920
at the Nürburgring.

1422
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,210
And, um, let's just say, they

1423
00:48:06,210 --> 00:48:09,400
really fucking picked me up out

1424
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,320
of a dark place.

1425
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,120
I just lost my fucking Mercedes.

1426
00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:18,420
- It was confiscated. - It was

1427
00:48:18,420 --> 00:48:18,420
confiscated.

1428
00:48:18,420 --> 00:48:23,170
- After I was, uh, implicated

1429
00:48:23,170 --> 00:48:26,080
in a, in a fucking really bad

1430
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,180
situation.

1431
00:48:27,180 --> 00:48:29,470
There was a murder. - There

1432
00:48:29,470 --> 00:48:31,420
last year.

1433
00:48:31,420 --> 00:48:37,120
- Around last March. - Out in

1434
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:43,120
the, uh, in the mountains.

1435
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:47,550
- Found a body. - And, uh, let's

1436
00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:50,360
just say they, uh, were looking

1437
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,880
for a Mercedes.

1438
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:57,040
- They came knocking on my door.

1439
00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:01,140
- Two in the morning. The whole

1440
00:49:01,140 --> 00:49:02,340
family out of bed.

1441
00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:06,580
- They took it. - They took it.

1442
00:49:06,580 --> 00:49:08,220
They took it. Forensics were

1443
00:49:08,220 --> 00:49:09,930
looking at it. They couldn't

1444
00:49:09,930 --> 00:49:12,860
find nothing. The captain was

1445
00:49:12,860 --> 00:49:13,820
saying, they took me in for

1446
00:49:13,820 --> 00:49:16,050
questioning. Took me in for

1447
00:49:16,050 --> 00:49:20,550
questioning, guys. They held me

1448
00:49:20,550 --> 00:49:23,910
for a day. But they couldn't

1449
00:49:23,910 --> 00:49:27,890
prove anything. They could not

1450
00:49:27,890 --> 00:49:30,560
prove a beam. We're going to

1451
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:31,570
start this again because that

1452
00:49:31,570 --> 00:49:32,080
was shite.

1453
00:49:33,020 --> 00:49:34,950
Yeah, they held me for fucking

1454
00:49:34,950 --> 00:49:36,950
12 hours. Then they got an

1455
00:49:36,950 --> 00:49:38,880
extension, which was the full

1456
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,640
day, you know. But I have a

1457
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:42,780
great solicitor. Meet him later

1458
00:49:42,780 --> 00:49:44,640
with Crystal Swingers. The

1459
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,760
swing set. And we, uh, so we're

1460
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:48,760
meeting Crystal Swingers later

1461
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:50,730
on. But that was, I was in a

1462
00:49:50,730 --> 00:49:52,280
dark time because I'd been

1463
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,790
questioned on account of

1464
00:49:53,790 --> 00:49:55,330
suspicion of murder. On

1465
00:49:55,330 --> 00:49:57,370
suspicion of murder. Which, as

1466
00:49:57,370 --> 00:49:58,680
you know, is just absolute

1467
00:49:58,680 --> 00:49:59,460
horse shit.

1468
00:49:59,460 --> 00:50:00,910
Horse shit. As I said to the

1469
00:50:00,910 --> 00:50:02,480
guard here at the time, that's

1470
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,180
horse shit. And you're going to

1471
00:50:04,180 --> 00:50:05,760
pay for this. There's still a

1472
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,330
bit of a legal kickback, which

1473
00:50:07,330 --> 00:50:09,350
is going on now. I'm suing them

1474
00:50:09,350 --> 00:50:11,260
for a monumental amount. For

1475
00:50:11,260 --> 00:50:13,050
the damage they caused me.

1476
00:50:13,050 --> 00:50:14,940
Mental stress. Just imagine

1477
00:50:14,940 --> 00:50:16,520
that. Being rude out of your

1478
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:17,420
fucking bed.

1479
00:50:17,420 --> 00:50:18,790
the kids as well you know they

1480
00:50:18,790 --> 00:50:20,440
had to see that daddy daddy

1481
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,170
what's going on it's like go

1482
00:50:22,170 --> 00:50:22,600
back to

1483
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:26,090
kid go back to kid's bed i was

1484
00:50:26,090 --> 00:50:29,200
so i was so i was so shook at

1485
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:32,680
the time i said i looked at my

1486
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:33,480
son in

1487
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:36,840
his eyes i said go back to kid's

1488
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:40,480
bed it's almost 6 a.m and then

1489
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,720
i had to i was taken into the

1490
00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:43,920
the

1491
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,940
guard station questioned for 12

1492
00:50:46,940 --> 00:50:48,780
hours they got an extension

1493
00:50:48,780 --> 00:50:50,760
this the judge gave them an

1494
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:51,600
extension

1495
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:54,050
for another 12 you know they

1496
00:50:54,050 --> 00:50:56,210
were like what where were you

1497
00:50:56,210 --> 00:50:58,280
on this day at this time what

1498
00:50:58,280 --> 00:50:59,040
were you

1499
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:00,220
doing were you in the mountains

1500
00:51:00,220 --> 00:51:01,080
i was like yeah i like to

1501
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:02,040
fucking drive around the

1502
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:02,540
mountains

1503
00:51:02,540 --> 00:51:05,240
sightseeing hey what were you

1504
00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:07,460
carrying we have you on cctv

1505
00:51:07,460 --> 00:51:09,910
here it's like fuck off man um

1506
00:51:09,910 --> 00:51:10,780
you know

1507
00:51:10,780 --> 00:51:12,140
what are you doing i said i was

1508
00:51:12,140 --> 00:51:13,450
driving fast because i like to

1509
00:51:13,450 --> 00:51:14,920
drive fast nurburgring every

1510
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:17,440
every year guys i still have a

1511
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:20,040
trof fucking nurburgring two

1512
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,260
years in a row zonad stag

1513
00:51:22,260 --> 00:51:24,160
they were like why when was the

1514
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,980
last time you were there asking

1515
00:51:25,980 --> 00:51:27,780
me about nurburgring as well

1516
00:51:27,780 --> 00:51:30,090
it's like fucking okay i'm

1517
00:51:30,090 --> 00:51:32,490
going there in two days who

1518
00:51:32,490 --> 00:51:35,000
with crystals crystal swing

1519
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:41,420
It's almost six o'clock

1520
00:51:41,420 --> 00:51:45,880
Because I met them

1521
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,180
A few days prior to that

1522
00:51:48,180 --> 00:51:50,060
I was at a fucking corporate

1523
00:51:50,060 --> 00:51:52,180
And they were doing the fucking

1524
00:51:52,180 --> 00:51:52,880
entertainment

1525
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:59,160
Crystal Swing were doing the

1526
00:51:59,160 --> 00:51:59,780
entertain-o

1527
00:51:59,780 --> 00:52:01,850
At the corporate, the Zurich

1528
00:52:01,850 --> 00:52:02,460
corporate

1529
00:52:02,460 --> 00:52:05,840
And they were amazing

1530
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:07,220
They brought the house down

1531
00:52:07,220 --> 00:52:08,890
I'm gonna restart this again,

1532
00:52:08,890 --> 00:52:09,180
guys

1533
00:52:09,180 --> 00:52:11,360
They brought the fucking house

1534
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:11,740
down

1535
00:52:11,740 --> 00:52:15,040
The mother, the son, the

1536
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:16,260
daughter

1537
00:52:16,260 --> 00:52:22,700
We got on so well that I said

1538
00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:25,580
Look, swing on over to Cologne

1539
00:52:25,580 --> 00:52:28,980
Got a fucking hotel in Cologne

1540
00:52:28,980 --> 00:52:30,960
And we'll head out to the Norge

1541
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,240
We'll do the Norge life

1542
00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:32,800
And we'll have it together

1543
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,220
I've just had a bit of space

1544
00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:37,330
There's enough space in the

1545
00:52:37,330 --> 00:52:38,700
back of the AMG

1546
00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:39,620
The coupe

1547
00:52:39,620 --> 00:52:42,380
It's a coupe, but I've had an

1548
00:52:42,380 --> 00:52:43,640
extension put in the back

1549
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,000
So the son and the daughter

1550
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,480
were in the back

1551
00:52:47,620 --> 00:52:49,040
The mother up front

1552
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:50,720
And we were just about coming

1553
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:52,020
up to this corner here

1554
00:52:52,020 --> 00:52:53,060
Which is the hawk hiking

1555
00:52:53,060 --> 00:52:55,900
I'm changing gears

1556
00:52:55,900 --> 00:52:58,820
And I feel a hand on my leg

1557
00:52:58,820 --> 00:53:00,150
I look across and I look across

1558
00:53:00,150 --> 00:53:00,360
and I'm like

1559
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,300
What the hell's going on here?

1560
00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:07,840
I say, hey, what's going on?

1561
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:11,880
She goes, sorry, I was just

1562
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:13,080
looking for the handbrake

1563
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:16,460
I said, sorry love

1564
00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:18,480
I'm married

1565
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:20,620
And that isn't the handbrake

1566
00:53:20,620 --> 00:53:22,140
And thirdly

1567
00:53:22,140 --> 00:53:24,160
We're not doing that

1568
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,760
I'm taking control of the car

1569
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:26,080
here

1570
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:28,480
I'm the driver

1571
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:37,800
And we were just

1572
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,750
Here we were at the Orenberg

1573
00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:40,140
here

1574
00:53:40,140 --> 00:53:43,260
And I was like really shook

1575
00:53:43,260 --> 00:53:46,820
My bridge stones were feeling

1576
00:53:46,820 --> 00:53:47,260
the wear

1577
00:53:47,260 --> 00:53:49,300
As I tickled the apex

1578
00:53:49,300 --> 00:53:52,380
Snaking in smooth and fast

1579
00:53:52,380 --> 00:53:55,260
Into the frug's roner

1580
00:53:55,260 --> 00:54:00,600
She backed off

1581
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:01,560
The hand had gone

1582
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:03,460
I felt a little bit of disquiet

1583
00:54:03,460 --> 00:54:05,780
Come over the car

1584
00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:09,200
I was like, sorry guys

1585
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:10,330
Didn't want to put a damner or

1586
00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:11,020
anything there

1587
00:54:11,020 --> 00:54:11,560
But I mean

1588
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:14,200
This is just a strictly drive

1589
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:15,220
situation

1590
00:54:15,220 --> 00:54:15,640
Okay

1591
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,100
We're going for silver

1592
00:54:17,100 --> 00:54:19,540
Why not tell me about one of

1593
00:54:19,540 --> 00:54:20,420
your latest tracks

1594
00:54:20,420 --> 00:54:21,200
Or what's the next

1595
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,380
I was like, so swingers

1596
00:54:23,380 --> 00:54:25,580
What's the next move?

1597
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,840
Then the fucking wife says

1598
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:31,920
Wouldn't you like to know?

1599
00:54:32,220 --> 00:54:32,700
I said, yeah

1600
00:54:32,700 --> 00:54:34,040
I would like to know

1601
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:35,570
You did a barnstorming

1602
00:54:35,570 --> 00:54:36,440
performance

1603
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,640
At the Zurich corporate

1604
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:40,540
What are you doing next?

1605
00:54:40,940 --> 00:54:41,700
Electric picnic

1606
00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:44,060
Maybe the gaiety

1607
00:54:44,060 --> 00:54:47,380
I have a friend

1608
00:54:47,380 --> 00:54:48,740
Who works at the

1609
00:54:48,740 --> 00:54:50,820
If you want

1610
00:54:50,820 --> 00:54:51,600
I've got a friend

1611
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:52,600
Who works at the board

1612
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:53,380
Gosh

1613
00:54:53,380 --> 00:54:59,480
He might be able to get you in

1614
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:00,980
For a bit of swing time

1615
00:55:00,980 --> 00:55:06,040
They said

1616
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,520
She goes

1617
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:09,220
I'm not interested in that

1618
00:55:09,220 --> 00:55:11,630
I'm interested in what's going

1619
00:55:11,630 --> 00:55:12,440
on in here

1620
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:13,440
I said

1621
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,640
You know well what's going on

1622
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:15,440
in here, swing

1623
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,940
Look swing

1624
00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:19,400
We're going for silver

1625
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:21,620
Nothing more, nothing less

1626
00:55:21,620 --> 00:55:22,940
Maybe gold if we've got it

1627
00:55:22,940 --> 00:55:24,160
But the way you've been going

1628
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:25,100
on since we started

1629
00:55:25,100 --> 00:55:27,320
Gold's off the menu

1630
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:30,080
Gold is completely off the menu

1631
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:31,200
Right then

1632
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:35,280
I look up in the mirror

1633
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:37,270
And the young fellas in the

1634
00:55:37,270 --> 00:55:37,680
back

1635
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:38,840
Doing the hucklebook

1636
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:41,320
The young fellas in the back

1637
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:42,260
Doing the hucklebook

1638
00:55:42,260 --> 00:55:48,000
It's fucking

1639
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,220
I was like

1640
00:55:49,220 --> 00:55:50,040
Steady on

1641
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:53,080
Buckle up

1642
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,640
Put the seatbelt back on

1643
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:55,380
Buckle up

1644
00:55:55,380 --> 00:55:56,840
Not the hucklebook

1645
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:58,080
Buckle up

1646
00:55:58,080 --> 00:55:59,190
Otherwise you're going to go

1647
00:55:59,190 --> 00:56:00,280
through the fucking window

1648
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,030
You'll go through the fucking

1649
00:56:02,030 --> 00:56:02,480
window

1650
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:09,120
Right then

1651
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:10,760
As we entered the claustral

1652
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:12,080
The claustartle

1653
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:13,820
I was startled

1654
00:56:13,820 --> 00:56:19,180
I was having to drive at least

1655
00:56:19,180 --> 00:56:21,480
65 to 70% of my

1656
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:22,830
What I knew was my full

1657
00:56:22,830 --> 00:56:23,640
capability

1658
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,340
And that was really putting a

1659
00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:27,100
dampener on the whole affair

1660
00:56:27,100 --> 00:56:33,580
As we entered the shteckelstreck

1661
00:56:33,580 --> 00:56:36,370
My moonshmuger was fucking

1662
00:56:36,370 --> 00:56:37,460
ballooned

1663
00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:40,260
I reached into the glove box

1664
00:56:40,260 --> 00:56:44,450
And grabbed a crisp cool can of

1665
00:56:44,450 --> 00:56:46,000
sand belly

1666
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,520
As I rocked as I oversteered

1667
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:51,880
the carousel into the fucking

1668
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:52,800
mainframe

1669
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:56,220
My side hatch was botched and

1670
00:56:56,220 --> 00:56:58,430
was going to need a real heavy

1671
00:56:58,430 --> 00:56:59,300
repair set

1672
00:56:59,300 --> 00:57:02,760
I slugged back to the aranciata

1673
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:06,120
Which refreshed my mind

1674
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:08,180
And made my dick hard

1675
00:57:08,180 --> 00:57:10,930
Although I didn't mention that

1676
00:57:10,930 --> 00:57:11,940
to the guys

1677
00:57:11,940 --> 00:57:13,760
Because it was quite obvious

1678
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:15,240
what they were here for

1679
00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:17,330
And it wasn't to fucking sing

1680
00:57:17,330 --> 00:57:18,080
and dance

1681
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:20,740
Every time I looked in the

1682
00:57:20,740 --> 00:57:21,540
mirror

1683
00:57:21,540 --> 00:57:23,710
The brother and sister were

1684
00:57:23,710 --> 00:57:25,160
looking back at me

1685
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:27,300
Giving me the eyes

1686
00:57:27,300 --> 00:57:28,220
And winking

1687
00:57:28,220 --> 00:57:29,760
And also giving me words of

1688
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:30,700
encouragement

1689
00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:33,640
That sounded slightly innocuous

1690
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:34,540
And innuendous

1691
00:57:34,540 --> 00:57:38,660
Giving me words of support

1692
00:57:38,660 --> 00:57:39,920
Like such as

1693
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:42,630
Go hard on this next bang

1694
00:57:42,630 --> 00:57:43,460
Connor

1695
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,480
Make us scream

1696
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:48,240
Don't mind us Connor

1697
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:51,080
You just do what you gotta do

1698
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:53,080
And we'll do the rest

1699
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:54,940
I was saying to him

1700
00:57:54,940 --> 00:57:55,660
Listen guys

1701
00:57:55,660 --> 00:57:57,960
We're gonna fucking bronze this

1702
00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:58,240
one

1703
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:00,340
You can just go easy on the

1704
00:58:00,340 --> 00:58:02,400
words of encouragement

1705
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,580
Right then

1706
00:58:04,580 --> 00:58:07,850
Mrs. Swing pulls out a bottle

1707
00:58:07,850 --> 00:58:09,280
of Grey Goose

1708
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:10,800
And says

1709
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:13,420
Do you wanna make your Sam Pelley

1710
00:58:13,420 --> 00:58:15,430
Do you wanna make that Sam Pelley

1711
00:58:15,430 --> 00:58:16,920
a bit more interesting?

1712
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,560
A bit more interesting

1713
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:20,800
I said listen love

1714
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,880
I don't drink and drive

1715
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:24,320
And neither should you

1716
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:26,180
She says I'm not driving

1717
00:58:26,180 --> 00:58:28,140
The only thing I'm driving is

1718
00:58:28,140 --> 00:58:28,760
you wild

1719
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:30,220
I said you're not

1720
00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:31,240
I'm married

1721
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:32,380
I have two kids

1722
00:58:32,380 --> 00:58:34,280
And I'm under investigation by

1723
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:34,920
the Garda

1724
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,520
On suspicion

1725
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:41,760
On suspicion

1726
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:42,440
On suspicion

1727
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:45,140
Sorry guys

1728
00:58:45,140 --> 00:58:48,110
When I slither home after a

1729
00:58:48,110 --> 00:58:49,420
hard day out in the fields

1730
00:58:49,420 --> 00:58:50,720
There's nothing I like more

1731
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:52,130
than lashing a few shtickings

1732
00:58:52,130 --> 00:58:53,080
into the fireplace

1733
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,100
And setting fire to them

1734
00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:56,350
Be careful not to burn your

1735
00:58:56,350 --> 00:58:57,120
hands like I did

1736
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:58,430
While I'm waiting for that baby

1737
00:58:58,430 --> 00:58:58,980
to get going

1738
00:58:58,980 --> 00:59:00,860
I do a few rolls on the ground

1739
00:59:00,860 --> 00:59:03,060
And a few reptilious repetitions

1740
00:59:03,060 --> 00:59:04,820
Just to get the blood flowing

1741
00:59:04,820 --> 00:59:06,820
Once those flames are licking

1742
00:59:06,820 --> 00:59:07,180
high

1743
00:59:07,180 --> 00:59:08,740
It's time to shtick your colon

1744
00:59:08,740 --> 00:59:09,960
It's almost 6 o'clock

1745
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,540
I'm under investigation on

1746
00:59:12,540 --> 00:59:14,500
suspicion of murder

1747
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:16,440
Do you seriously think I need

1748
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,550
another bit of drama in my life

1749
00:59:18,550 --> 00:59:19,100
guys?

1750
00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:26,590
I looked at the kids in the

1751
00:59:26,590 --> 00:59:29,140
back?

1752
00:59:29,140 --> 00:59:30,900
I said I never knew this was

1753
00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:31,820
the way it was

1754
00:59:31,820 --> 00:59:33,740
and I wanted to end.

1755
00:59:34,100 --> 00:59:35,780
I was even fucking up the Dottinger

1756
00:59:35,780 --> 00:59:36,220
home.

1757
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,200
I was on the Dottinger home.

1758
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:39,660
I usually am home straight at

1759
00:59:39,660 --> 00:59:40,240
the moment,

1760
00:59:40,660 --> 00:59:42,000
looking to bags the silver.

1761
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:43,710
I knew there was no chance of

1762
00:59:43,710 --> 00:59:44,120
it.

1763
00:59:44,580 --> 00:59:46,300
Seven minutes and two seconds

1764
00:59:46,300 --> 00:59:46,920
on the clock.

1765
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:48,890
That was, I was only like a

1766
00:59:48,890 --> 00:59:50,220
quarter of the way down the

1767
00:59:50,220 --> 00:59:50,900
straight.

1768
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:52,330
I'd say I was going to be

1769
00:59:52,330 --> 00:59:53,940
hitting the Bill Stein at

1770
00:59:53,940 --> 00:59:55,400
around 7.20,

1771
00:59:55,540 --> 00:59:56,860
if I was lucky.

1772
00:59:59,140 --> 01:00:00,080
Here we go.

1773
01:00:01,260 --> 01:00:03,340
Bill Stein, 7.20.

1774
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,660
0.282.

1775
01:00:05,980 --> 01:00:07,380
That's exactly where I was.

1776
01:00:07,660 --> 01:00:09,080
Hit the fucking side hatch

1777
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:09,740
again.

1778
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:11,390
That was going to be another

1779
01:00:11,390 --> 01:00:12,300
repair job.

1780
01:00:14,860 --> 01:00:16,150
Into the last fucking chicane

1781
01:00:16,150 --> 01:00:17,420
snake.

1782
01:00:18,700 --> 01:00:19,560
She was fucked.

1783
01:00:19,740 --> 01:00:20,860
She was gone altogether.

1784
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:22,440
Spilling gray goose all over

1785
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:23,080
her lap.

1786
01:00:23,180 --> 01:00:24,420
She had a lovely dress on,

1787
01:00:24,420 --> 01:00:25,280
glittering.

1788
01:00:25,700 --> 01:00:26,860
It was wrecked.

1789
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:28,620
Absolutely wrecked.

1790
01:00:29,740 --> 01:00:31,950
I said, listen, love, that's 70

1791
01:00:31,950 --> 01:00:33,440
euro a bottle at least.

1792
01:00:36,140 --> 01:00:39,700
I looked in the back.

1793
01:00:39,700 --> 01:00:42,120
I was like, lads, you do the huckle

1794
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:42,760
book.

1795
01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:44,760
You do the huckle book.

1796
01:00:45,420 --> 01:00:46,840
And if you do it in the back of

1797
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:48,520
my fucking AMG, then you're out

1798
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:49,200
of luck.

1799
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,120
And I'm out of luck.

1800
01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:52,820
And I'm hitting bronze.

1801
01:00:53,180 --> 01:00:54,600
And I'm underachieving because

1802
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:55,160
of you.

1803
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:56,820
And you didn't even think to

1804
01:00:56,820 --> 01:00:58,590
look at a pie chart before you

1805
01:00:58,590 --> 01:01:00,460
even got in the car, guys.

1806
01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:02,040
Sick shit.

1807
01:01:03,820 --> 01:01:05,860
Get a grip.

1808
01:01:05,860 --> 01:01:06,900
Poor O'Clocker.

1809
01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:07,960
Thanks so much.

1810
01:01:09,260 --> 01:01:10,100
Thanks so much.

1811
01:01:10,180 --> 01:01:11,550
Sorry, I'm just a bit shaken at

1812
01:01:11,550 --> 01:01:12,300
the moment.

1813
01:01:13,060 --> 01:01:13,980
Really shaken.

1814
01:01:18,700 --> 01:01:20,240
Stick on a bit of Yateser.

1815
01:01:28,220 --> 01:01:30,700
Shady Catley, thank you so much.

1816
01:01:30,700 --> 01:01:31,700
Thank you so much.

1817
01:01:35,700 --> 01:01:36,560
It's six o'clock.

1818
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:37,080
Good evening.

1819
01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:38,620
The Anacree age old trial has

1820
01:01:38,620 --> 01:01:40,200
heard one of the two boys.

1821
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,000
Sorry about that.

1822
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:43,260
Terrible news.

1823
01:01:44,140 --> 01:01:44,360
Right.

1824
01:01:44,420 --> 01:01:44,940
We, um.

1825
01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:47,760
Can't celebrate.

1826
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:49,300
Spooking tooth.

1827
01:01:49,620 --> 01:01:51,680
Got a new pension deal from Zurich.

1828
01:01:52,180 --> 01:01:53,020
You should too, John.

1829
01:01:55,220 --> 01:01:56,660
Thanks, Spooking Tooth.

1830
01:01:59,860 --> 01:02:00,880
Yeah, the fucking swing set,

1831
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:01,900
man.

1832
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:05,430
Those guys really have me shook

1833
01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:06,160
up.

1834
01:02:07,020 --> 01:02:08,500
Came off the Nordschleifer in a

1835
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:10,260
real bad buzz after.

1836
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:11,880
Get a grip.

1837
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:12,840
Oliver Hughes.

1838
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:13,620
He's 38.

1839
01:02:15,020 --> 01:02:15,980
Thanks so much.

1840
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,020
Thanks so much.

1841
01:02:19,020 --> 01:02:24,080
Can't believe it.

1842
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:26,540
We've really fucked up.

1843
01:02:27,980 --> 01:02:28,800
Bronze again.

1844
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:31,800
Cause celebrate.

1845
01:02:32,220 --> 01:02:33,340
Serbian fella, thank you.

1846
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:34,390
I just put a pension paper on a

1847
01:02:34,390 --> 01:02:35,660
new pension deal from Zurich.

1848
01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:37,020
You should too, John.

1849
01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:40,620
At home all the time, but why

1850
01:02:40,620 --> 01:02:44,760
aren't you doing this or that?

1851
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:46,160
It probably affected him to

1852
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:47,060
take him down.

1853
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:48,660
Now, Brian is a good age.

1854
01:02:48,660 --> 01:02:50,160
I believe that.

1855
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:53,680
John.

1856
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:55,880
Get a grip.

1857
01:02:56,180 --> 01:02:56,840
Boxes of Coke.

1858
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:58,160
Thanks so much.

1859
01:02:58,160 --> 01:02:58,380
Clock.

1860
01:02:59,180 --> 01:03:00,540
Thanks so much, boxes.

1861
01:03:05,940 --> 01:03:06,440
Spooking Tooth.

1862
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:06,760
Spooking Tooth.

1863
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:06,800
Spooking Tooth.

1864
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:07,760
Oliver Hughes.

1865
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:08,520
Serbian fella.

1866
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:10,920
Hey, conster.

1867
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:11,840
You need to cancel squash this

1868
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:12,260
evening.

1869
01:03:12,380 --> 01:03:13,080
Got an 8.30.

1870
01:03:13,900 --> 01:03:14,320
Rez.

1871
01:03:14,460 --> 01:03:15,020
Adorsia.

1872
01:03:15,220 --> 01:03:16,620
I just spoke to your wife.

1873
01:03:16,620 --> 01:03:17,260
Sea Urchin.

1874
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:19,060
Sea Urchin.

1875
01:03:19,060 --> 01:03:19,880
Thanks very much.

1876
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:20,800
You've been into the bank fraud.

1877
01:03:20,940 --> 01:03:21,200
Red.

1878
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:22,440
Thanks so much, Red.

1879
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:24,060
A few euros towards the new

1880
01:03:24,060 --> 01:03:26,120
whale foreskin leather interior

1881
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:27,380
on the Mercedes.

1882
01:03:28,820 --> 01:03:30,420
Shout out to Johnny Sexton and

1883
01:03:30,420 --> 01:03:31,100
the boys.

1884
01:03:32,380 --> 01:03:34,280
Big shout out to Sexto.

1885
01:03:34,700 --> 01:03:35,540
You're not receiving my

1886
01:03:35,540 --> 01:03:37,160
WhatsApps or you are receiving

1887
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:39,040
them, but you're not replying.

1888
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:39,880
Get a grip.

1889
01:03:40,740 --> 01:03:41,420
You're 38.

1890
01:03:43,260 --> 01:03:45,080
Thanks so much, Hozier, as well.

1891
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:46,740
Johnny Sexton, if you're

1892
01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:48,730
watching, man, why aren't you

1893
01:03:48,730 --> 01:03:50,640
replying to my WhatsApps?

1894
01:03:50,700 --> 01:03:51,700
I know you've seen them.

1895
01:03:52,100 --> 01:03:54,720
And I like when I get texts

1896
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:56,640
from Sexton.

1897
01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:58,340
Sext, as I call them.

1898
01:03:59,000 --> 01:03:59,560
Just, you know.

1899
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:00,860
I'm talking a bit of slur, but

1900
01:04:00,860 --> 01:04:02,460
I rated most of that last night.

1901
01:04:02,460 --> 01:04:02,960
Arren Brennan, man.

1902
01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:04,580
You don't even blame me, though.

1903
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:05,840
Thanks so much, Arren Brennan.

1904
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:06,400
I'm a guy bad.

1905
01:04:07,580 --> 01:04:08,040
I played the little clipping

1906
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:09,790
that Francis has made for you,

1907
01:04:09,790 --> 01:04:11,640
but it's fucking gone because

1908
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:13,540
he replaced the fucking VTs

1909
01:04:13,540 --> 01:04:14,580
last night.

1910
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,260
Fucking nightmare of a day.

1911
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:20,440
Absolute nightmare of a day.

1912
01:04:23,020 --> 01:04:23,970
But yeah, that was the swing

1913
01:04:23,970 --> 01:04:24,900
set.

1914
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:27,500
Crystal fucking swing set, man.

1915
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:29,640
A real...

1916
01:04:30,180 --> 01:04:31,960
They're a real spicy bunch.

1917
01:04:32,140 --> 01:04:33,460
A real spicy family.

1918
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,620
Spicy chicken fillet.

1919
01:04:35,620 --> 01:04:38,000
Maybe it's just the way.

1920
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,840
That God made me this day.

1921
01:04:42,780 --> 01:04:43,840
Who's this, Justice?

1922
01:04:45,660 --> 01:04:46,800
Justice.ie.

1923
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:50,120
I've seen Justice at Sonar.

1924
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:52,360
Sonar 2013.

1925
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:03,620
I like this one as well.

1926
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:04,900
Was in the...

1927
01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:07,390
Was, you know, right down the

1928
01:05:07,390 --> 01:05:09,500
middle of the fucking main

1929
01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:11,700
center hanger in Sonar.

1930
01:05:12,060 --> 01:05:13,900
Just pumping it out, man.

1931
01:05:15,220 --> 01:05:16,440
I was like, yeah, I'm 38, but I

1932
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:17,760
mean, fuck it.

1933
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:21,480
Looked around me.

1934
01:05:21,820 --> 01:05:22,740
A lot of youngsters.

1935
01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:23,840
A lot of seamsters.

1936
01:05:25,260 --> 01:05:25,880
But they were...

1937
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:27,380
Some of them, I caught a few of

1938
01:05:27,380 --> 01:05:28,520
them looking back at me

1939
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:29,600
thinking...

1940
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:31,290
I know they were thinking, who's

1941
01:05:31,290 --> 01:05:31,660
he?

1942
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:33,280
He's got it sorted out, man.

1943
01:05:35,020 --> 01:05:36,060
I was like, kids.

1944
01:05:38,340 --> 01:05:38,600
You can still do this when you

1945
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:41,000
get to my age as well, man.

1946
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:42,220
This is 2013.

1947
01:05:42,460 --> 01:05:43,860
I would have been 38 back then.

1948
01:05:47,140 --> 01:05:48,840
This is how I was at Sonar.

1949
01:05:53,260 --> 01:05:54,460
I would have...

1950
01:05:54,460 --> 01:05:56,730
Have you spoke to Shurik yet,

1951
01:05:56,730 --> 01:05:57,360
kids?

1952
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:00,240
You should...

1953
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:01,560
I was wearing earplugs.

1954
01:06:01,980 --> 01:06:04,780
You should fucking speak to Shurikids.

1955
01:06:06,780 --> 01:06:08,000
And this lad came up.

1956
01:06:08,060 --> 01:06:09,110
He had a little bag of, like,

1957
01:06:09,110 --> 01:06:09,940
little crystals.

1958
01:06:10,140 --> 01:06:11,040
He was offering to me.

1959
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:11,320
I said,

1960
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:13,780
No thanks.

1961
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:16,720
Gotta look after the main man.

1962
01:06:17,660 --> 01:06:18,780
The heart.

1963
01:06:20,580 --> 01:06:23,860
Fucking PowerPoint tomorrow at

1964
01:06:23,860 --> 01:06:25,320
Barcelona.

1965
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:27,940
Inside the Nissan building.

1966
01:06:28,940 --> 01:06:30,420
Gotta go easy on it, man.

1967
01:06:30,540 --> 01:06:31,980
I'm just here for the tunes.

1968
01:06:32,700 --> 01:06:34,180
Just here for the tunes.

1969
01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:38,460
It's coming up today.

1970
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:39,720
I was like, early morning as

1971
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:40,140
well.

1972
01:06:40,260 --> 01:06:41,820
I was like, it's almost 6 o'clock,

1973
01:06:41,820 --> 01:06:42,280
guys.

1974
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:44,820
I gotta get back to the Airbnb.

1975
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:46,540
Get a bit of should I.

1976
01:06:48,580 --> 01:06:50,260
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1977
01:06:54,940 --> 01:06:56,500
Those were the days.

1978
01:06:57,700 --> 01:06:58,880
Those were the days.

1979
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:04,000
Andrew Mooney, thanks so much.

1980
01:07:09,780 --> 01:07:11,240
Aaron Brennan.

1981
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:12,140
I can't believe it, man.

1982
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:14,000
You don't need to do any more,

1983
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:14,480
man.

1984
01:07:15,180 --> 01:07:16,220
You're a legend in your own

1985
01:07:16,220 --> 01:07:16,880
right.

1986
01:07:18,020 --> 01:07:19,020
Thanks so much.

1987
01:07:21,900 --> 01:07:23,140
Francis Higgins was saying,

1988
01:07:23,260 --> 01:07:25,360
Check out your stream on Twitch.

1989
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:26,700
Flanier West.

1990
01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:33,320
Yeah, here we are.

1991
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:33,340
Here we are.

1992
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:33,980
Drive time.

1993
01:07:34,060 --> 01:07:35,150
We've got one more little go of

1994
01:07:35,150 --> 01:07:35,560
this.

1995
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:37,550
One more pop of the Sylvanian

1996
01:07:37,550 --> 01:07:38,420
monster.

1997
01:07:38,940 --> 01:07:39,500
That is.

1998
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:41,480
The Nürburgring Nordschleifer.

1999
01:07:42,300 --> 01:07:43,370
Thanks so much to everyone who's

2000
01:07:43,370 --> 01:07:45,280
watching and donating there.

2001
01:07:45,340 --> 01:07:46,240
It's really kind of you.

2002
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:47,600
It's going towards the Zurich

2003
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:48,420
pension plan.

2004
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:49,940
Evan Scanlon.

2005
01:07:50,260 --> 01:07:51,120
Thanks so much.

2006
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:53,400
Put your 38 and get a grip.

2007
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,280
Yeah, fucking news talk, man.

2008
01:07:58,400 --> 01:07:59,860
News talk all day, you know.

2009
01:07:59,960 --> 01:08:01,220
News talk all night.

2010
01:08:01,540 --> 01:08:02,430
Let's see what the Yates are

2011
01:08:02,430 --> 01:08:02,960
saying.

2012
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:11,360
Jumpy.

2013
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:14,180
How are you, jumpy?

2014
01:08:14,260 --> 01:08:15,640
Thanks so much, baby.

2015
01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:18,540
With the Nissan Qashqai.

2016
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,800
The best-selling crossover of

2017
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:21,720
all time.

2018
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:22,640
Nissan.

2019
01:08:23,220 --> 01:08:24,820
Innovation that excites.

2020
01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:27,380
This is News Talk.

2021
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:29,490
Okay, let's catch up with the

2022
01:08:29,490 --> 01:08:31,240
latest news in sport.

2023
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:32,920
Eman Torsny and Richie McCormick

2024
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:34,020
are back in Zurich.

2025
01:08:34,460 --> 01:08:35,360
You should too, John.

2026
01:08:35,860 --> 01:08:37,480
It's almost 6 o'clock.

2027
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:40,740
Okay, drive time.

2028
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:41,980
Thanks so much there.

2029
01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:44,880
Decaying with the boys.

2030
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:46,200
Cormac C.

2031
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:48,240
Long time fan.

2032
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:49,280
Love your stuff.

2033
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:50,080
Keep her lit.

2034
01:08:50,540 --> 01:08:51,880
And fuck Crystal Swig.

2035
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:53,800
They're only in it for the...

2036
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:56,360
They're only in it for the San

2037
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:57,160
Peli.

2038
01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:58,640
Thanks, Cormac C.

2039
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:02,360
Hashblock City, baby.

2040
01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:03,960
Says Decaying with the Boys.

2041
01:09:04,900 --> 01:09:06,040
I'm stuck in Zurich.

2042
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:06,480
Help me.

2043
01:09:06,540 --> 01:09:07,520
Says Jumpy.

2044
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:12,220
Eddie Jordan says hi.

2045
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:13,240
Says Andrew Mooney.

2046
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:14,440
Celebrate.

2047
01:09:14,440 --> 01:09:15,960
I just put pen to paper on a

2048
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:18,020
new pension deal from Zurich.

2049
01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:19,280
Groovy Tom.

2050
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:19,300
Groovy Tom.

2051
01:09:19,700 --> 01:09:21,120
How are you doing, Groove Moister?

2052
01:09:21,780 --> 01:09:22,970
You still selling hot dogs out

2053
01:09:22,970 --> 01:09:24,220
of sight of a van?

2054
01:09:24,940 --> 01:09:26,160
In fucking Japan.

2055
01:09:28,780 --> 01:09:30,200
You're a legend, Tom.

2056
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:31,460
You're an absolute legend.

2057
01:09:31,780 --> 01:09:32,260
A king.

2058
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:33,220
And a hero.

2059
01:09:35,820 --> 01:09:36,080
Back to the stage you went on

2060
01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:38,200
the plane, though.

2061
01:09:38,780 --> 01:09:40,020
Such a fucking abrupt ending to

2062
01:09:40,020 --> 01:09:41,660
your fucking life, man.

2063
01:09:42,440 --> 01:09:43,280
Right, let's go.

2064
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:44,650
Let's get this Sylvainian

2065
01:09:44,650 --> 01:09:45,320
monster.

2066
01:09:48,320 --> 01:09:48,650
I haven't finished telling you

2067
01:09:48,650 --> 01:09:50,990
about Crystal Swing, so we've

2068
01:09:50,990 --> 01:09:52,230
just got one more race and I'll

2069
01:09:52,230 --> 01:09:53,500
finish the tail and then we're

2070
01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:54,640
gone for the evening.

2071
01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:57,120
Right, let's go.

2072
01:09:58,820 --> 01:10:00,000
We've got the levels.

2073
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:00,940
Let me just make sure the

2074
01:10:00,940 --> 01:10:01,820
levels are pumped.

2075
01:10:03,100 --> 01:10:04,180
And ready to rock.

2076
01:10:04,180 --> 01:10:19,840
Into second.

2077
01:10:19,980 --> 01:10:20,880
You should be going there.

2078
01:10:21,100 --> 01:10:21,980
Not even first.

2079
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:24,830
Just give the apex a sniff of

2080
01:10:24,830 --> 01:10:25,860
your tire.

2081
01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:27,280
Don't let it.

2082
01:10:27,300 --> 01:10:28,140
Just a little kiss.

2083
01:10:28,220 --> 01:10:29,320
A little peg on the cheek.

2084
01:10:29,440 --> 01:10:30,120
No trunks.

2085
01:10:30,620 --> 01:10:31,600
No French stuff.

2086
01:10:34,280 --> 01:10:35,210
Be modest about it, like, you

2087
01:10:35,210 --> 01:10:36,220
know?

2088
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,380
Brake nice into the apex there.

2089
01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:39,960
Nice into the apex there.

2090
01:10:40,980 --> 01:10:41,590
Fucking hit the pedal to the

2091
01:10:41,590 --> 01:10:42,580
metal there.

2092
01:10:45,660 --> 01:10:46,180
Keep her.

2093
01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:47,140
Keep her fucking lit.

2094
01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:47,960
That's it.

2095
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,500
You don't want to go hard on it.

2096
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:51,390
You want to be taking this

2097
01:10:51,390 --> 01:10:52,160
coupe.

2098
01:10:52,620 --> 01:10:53,660
Just at this corn.

2099
01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:55,160
Cornetto.

2100
01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:56,320
Ghetto Cornetto.

2101
01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:57,500
See you later.

2102
01:10:58,720 --> 01:10:59,420
You should have invested in a

2103
01:10:59,420 --> 01:11:01,040
Zurich pension plan.

2104
01:11:01,620 --> 01:11:02,620
You should have came to see me

2105
01:11:02,620 --> 01:11:04,140
20 years ago, man.

2106
01:11:04,780 --> 01:11:07,140
When I was halfway in through

2107
01:11:07,140 --> 01:11:09,300
my tenure at KPMG.

2108
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:11,220
Partner by the age of 23.

2109
01:11:12,140 --> 01:11:13,280
Senior sales champion of

2110
01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:14,400
Mercedes.

2111
01:11:14,700 --> 01:11:15,580
Three years in a row.

2112
01:11:16,380 --> 01:11:17,950
Tenure, tenure at that position

2113
01:11:17,950 --> 01:11:18,760
as well.

2114
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:21,020
Before I fucking left.

2115
01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:22,160
Became a media buyer.

2116
01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:24,140
Putting adverts on your screen.

2117
01:11:24,900 --> 01:11:25,830
Putting some of the best adverts

2118
01:11:25,830 --> 01:11:26,800
on your screen.

2119
01:11:27,900 --> 01:11:29,530
I was the guy who brought L'Oreal

2120
01:11:29,530 --> 01:11:30,990
to fucking Primetime Friday

2121
01:11:30,990 --> 01:11:32,500
night in between the Late Late

2122
01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:33,040
Show.

2123
01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:35,740
They'll always remember me.

2124
01:11:35,740 --> 01:11:36,650
They'll always remember me for

2125
01:11:36,650 --> 01:11:36,940
that.

2126
01:11:36,940 --> 01:11:37,970
And that's a nice little

2127
01:11:37,970 --> 01:11:39,210
situation if you ever want to

2128
01:11:39,210 --> 01:11:40,100
get yourself in.

2129
01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:41,530
If you're on the fucking Quest

2130
01:11:41,530 --> 01:11:42,000
Horn.

2131
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:43,970
Go into that lime green car

2132
01:11:43,970 --> 01:11:44,700
there.

2133
01:11:46,380 --> 01:11:47,810
But yeah, we had to fucking

2134
01:11:47,810 --> 01:11:48,990
head back to the chalet

2135
01:11:48,990 --> 01:11:49,860
afterwards.

2136
01:11:49,860 --> 01:11:52,120
We had a hotel room booked in Cologne.

2137
01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:54,420
I say we.

2138
01:11:54,420 --> 01:11:55,620
I booked them.

2139
01:11:55,700 --> 01:11:56,970
It was courtesy fucking hotel

2140
01:11:56,970 --> 01:11:58,040
room I'd given them.

2141
01:11:58,820 --> 01:12:02,560
And the mother was on her own.

2142
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:03,750
And she said the two kids can

2143
01:12:03,750 --> 01:12:04,660
have a room as well.

2144
01:12:05,780 --> 01:12:06,500
To themselves.

2145
01:12:06,660 --> 01:12:08,250
I said, surely they're both

2146
01:12:08,250 --> 01:12:08,900
adults.

2147
01:12:09,100 --> 01:12:10,400
Do they not want a hotel room

2148
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:10,900
each?

2149
01:12:11,900 --> 01:12:13,260
I can get it cheap enough.

2150
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:14,240
Like, you know, I'm always

2151
01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:15,260
doing business over here.

2152
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:16,260
She says, no.

2153
01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:18,120
Just get them a twin.

2154
01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:20,980
And, uh.

2155
01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:24,840
Weirdly enough now, she says.

2156
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:26,480
Get the kids a twin.

2157
01:12:26,540 --> 01:12:27,970
She still refers to them as the

2158
01:12:27,970 --> 01:12:28,360
kids.

2159
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:30,460
Even though they were adults.

2160
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:32,660
And she said, get the kids a

2161
01:12:32,660 --> 01:12:33,360
twin.

2162
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:35,590
They can push the beds together

2163
01:12:35,590 --> 01:12:36,760
if they want.

2164
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:43,550
And I was just, I was on the

2165
01:12:43,550 --> 01:12:44,880
other end of the phone.

2166
01:12:45,060 --> 01:12:45,540
I was just like.

2167
01:12:46,180 --> 01:12:46,580
What?

2168
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:48,140
Is she on about?

2169
01:12:51,820 --> 01:12:53,940
Fucking hell, man.

2170
01:12:53,980 --> 01:12:55,330
We're going to be Sylvanian

2171
01:12:55,330 --> 01:12:56,900
monster in it again, man.

2172
01:12:59,380 --> 01:13:01,240
Into the first sheif and we go.

2173
01:13:01,900 --> 01:13:02,500
Fuck me.

2174
01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:03,500
You'd think I'd get better.

2175
01:13:04,460 --> 01:13:05,230
I'm actually only driving a

2176
01:13:05,230 --> 01:13:07,010
real representation of the

2177
01:13:07,010 --> 01:13:08,790
second drive of the day I made

2178
01:13:08,790 --> 01:13:10,970
with Crystal Swing on that fateful

2179
01:13:10,970 --> 01:13:11,420
day.

2180
01:13:12,420 --> 01:13:13,420
Because as they went back to

2181
01:13:13,420 --> 01:13:15,440
the race house to meet Eddie

2182
01:13:15,440 --> 01:13:17,510
Jordan, I fucking just went

2183
01:13:17,510 --> 01:13:19,850
back onto the Nordschleife just

2184
01:13:19,850 --> 01:13:22,020
to get my head back together,

2185
01:13:22,020 --> 01:13:23,080
you know?

2186
01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:25,740
I grabbed the cool box.

2187
01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:27,900
Flung it into the back seat.

2188
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:30,210
And as the cool box hit the

2189
01:13:30,210 --> 01:13:32,200
leather, you could hear a kind

2190
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:33,020
of a bump.

2191
01:13:33,220 --> 01:13:34,450
I looked inside the fucking

2192
01:13:34,450 --> 01:13:35,100
cool box.

2193
01:13:36,380 --> 01:13:37,710
They'd only gone and fucking raided

2194
01:13:37,710 --> 01:13:39,140
half of it, man.

2195
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:39,400
You know?

2196
01:13:39,780 --> 01:13:41,390
There was one can jangling

2197
01:13:41,390 --> 01:13:42,260
around.

2198
01:13:43,740 --> 01:13:45,680
And the gray goose had gone.

2199
01:13:45,740 --> 01:13:46,460
The gray gooser.

2200
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:47,870
She'd fucking put it in her

2201
01:13:47,870 --> 01:13:49,470
hold-o and brought it into the

2202
01:13:49,470 --> 01:13:50,340
race house.

2203
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:51,830
Despite the fact that I told

2204
01:13:51,830 --> 01:13:53,380
them there was a free bar.

2205
01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:54,600
Sorry, man.

2206
01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:57,160
My fucking turtleneck's shriveling.

2207
01:14:00,740 --> 01:14:02,380
Fucking turtleneck was shriveled.

2208
01:14:07,020 --> 01:14:06,880
She'd fucking brought the gooser

2209
01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:09,980
into the race house.

2210
01:14:11,740 --> 01:14:12,300
Spelled...

2211
01:14:12,300 --> 01:14:13,740
Race...

2212
01:14:13,740 --> 01:14:15,740
R-A-U...

2213
01:14:17,740 --> 01:14:18,360
Oh, sorry.

2214
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:18,740
Race...

2215
01:14:19,260 --> 01:14:19,960
And then house.

2216
01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:23,760
Spelled H-A-U-S.

2217
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:28,320
I spoke to fucking Eddie Jordan

2218
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:32,740
on Snapchat the week later.

2219
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:35,790
And he said that she went in

2220
01:14:35,790 --> 01:14:36,940
there.

2221
01:14:37,860 --> 01:14:39,170
And started fucking topping up

2222
01:14:39,170 --> 01:14:41,280
everyone's drinks saying,

2223
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:42,850
Does anybody want a bit of

2224
01:14:42,850 --> 01:14:43,500
goose?

2225
01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:46,060
It's swing time.

2226
01:14:46,060 --> 01:14:48,870
I was fucking gutted and

2227
01:14:48,870 --> 01:14:50,340
annoyed.

2228
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:50,940
Frustrated.

2229
01:14:51,060 --> 01:14:52,200
They never asked, you know?

2230
01:14:52,580 --> 01:14:53,740
It's one thing to outstay your

2231
01:14:53,740 --> 01:14:54,420
welcome.

2232
01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:55,780
It's another thing to fucking

2233
01:14:55,780 --> 01:14:56,950
really take the piss and

2234
01:14:56,950 --> 01:14:58,640
fucking bring the 75 quid a

2235
01:14:58,640 --> 01:14:59,220
liter.

2236
01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:03,260
So here I was on the carousel.

2237
01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:04,760
Porched.

2238
01:15:05,460 --> 01:15:06,390
Thinking, what's gonna happen

2239
01:15:06,390 --> 01:15:07,360
later on, man?

2240
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:09,860
Got back to the race house.

2241
01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:13,280
Mrs. Swing was fucking goulashed.

2242
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:15,500
Had to bring her home.

2243
01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:17,020
Back to Cologne.

2244
01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:18,560
And then drive back to the race

2245
01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:19,100
house.

2246
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:21,500
She went for a nap at Cologne.

2247
01:15:22,020 --> 01:15:22,810
I got back to the race house to

2248
01:15:22,810 --> 01:15:24,120
see what was going on with the

2249
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:24,600
kids.

2250
01:15:24,700 --> 01:15:26,710
When I got back, you would not

2251
01:15:26,710 --> 01:15:27,800
believe it.

2252
01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:31,230
The son was fucking doing the hucklebook

2253
01:15:31,230 --> 01:15:33,540
on top of the BMW concession

2254
01:15:33,540 --> 01:15:34,460
stand.

2255
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:37,500
A lot of people I knew there

2256
01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:39,740
knew I was Mercedes brand loyal.

2257
01:15:39,740 --> 01:15:41,260
But we do fucking break bread

2258
01:15:41,260 --> 01:15:42,900
with each other now and again,

2259
01:15:42,900 --> 01:15:43,620
you know?

2260
01:15:45,420 --> 01:15:46,840
Especially the Toka team.

2261
01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:48,350
The Toka touring car team from

2262
01:15:48,350 --> 01:15:49,320
2001.

2263
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:51,070
Which is another tale I'll tell

2264
01:15:51,070 --> 01:15:52,640
you about another time.

2265
01:15:54,740 --> 01:15:56,290
The guy with the fella was in

2266
01:15:56,290 --> 01:15:57,860
his fucking white suit.

2267
01:15:58,340 --> 01:15:59,680
Dancing on top of the fucking

2268
01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:00,400
beamer.

2269
01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:01,320
Going,

2270
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:03,620
You do the hucklebook.

2271
01:16:03,620 --> 01:16:05,260
You do the hucklebook.

2272
01:16:05,260 --> 01:16:06,610
And if you don't know how to do

2273
01:16:06,610 --> 01:16:08,200
it, then you're out of luck.

2274
01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:09,710
And I just fucking waited for

2275
01:16:09,710 --> 01:16:10,360
the line.

2276
01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:10,720
I said,

2277
01:16:11,860 --> 01:16:12,660
Look pal.

2278
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:15,200
Your luck has just run out, man.

2279
01:16:15,620 --> 01:16:16,890
Don't even talk to me about

2280
01:16:16,890 --> 01:16:17,480
luck.

2281
01:16:17,900 --> 01:16:19,160
This is bad luck.

2282
01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:21,480
Where's your fucking sister?

2283
01:16:22,540 --> 01:16:23,300
She was over.

2284
01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:24,420
Laid out, man.

2285
01:16:24,460 --> 01:16:25,100
On the fucking

2286
01:16:25,100 --> 01:16:28,320
Mercedes finger food buffet.

2287
01:16:30,820 --> 01:16:31,520
Passed out.

2288
01:16:33,140 --> 01:16:34,530
It's just an absolute state of

2289
01:16:34,530 --> 01:16:35,660
a scene.

2290
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:39,500
The goose had been left.

2291
01:16:39,580 --> 01:16:40,890
The goose was cooked at that

2292
01:16:40,890 --> 01:16:41,480
stage.

2293
01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:43,950
Eddie Jordan was just laughing

2294
01:16:43,950 --> 01:16:45,800
his whole off, man.

2295
01:16:45,860 --> 01:16:46,020
Going,

2296
01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:47,480
This is fucking great stuff.

2297
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:49,040
I brought them back to the

2298
01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:49,640
hotel.

2299
01:16:50,180 --> 01:16:51,240
They slept it off.

2300
01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:54,230
We went for some fucking greasy

2301
01:16:54,230 --> 01:16:54,800
chips.

2302
01:16:57,700 --> 01:16:59,680
And a bit of curry burst.

2303
01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:03,670
Just to feel a bit of soakage,

2304
01:17:03,670 --> 01:17:04,280
like.

2305
01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:08,260
The swing set needed a bit of

2306
01:17:08,260 --> 01:17:10,040
soakage.

2307
01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:12,140
I tell you.

2308
01:17:12,900 --> 01:17:14,480
The hangover started to kick in

2309
01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:15,740
really early.

2310
01:17:18,420 --> 01:17:19,960
For those guys.

2311
01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:26,020
I looked.

2312
01:17:27,020 --> 01:17:28,020
We were eating the curry.

2313
01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:29,220
We were halfway through the

2314
01:17:29,220 --> 01:17:29,920
curry burst.

2315
01:17:33,060 --> 01:17:34,360
And little hucklebug.

2316
01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:37,330
Reaches inside the white satin

2317
01:17:37,330 --> 01:17:38,380
jacket.

2318
01:17:39,060 --> 01:17:41,220
And produces two Xanax.

2319
01:17:42,060 --> 01:17:42,600
I said.

2320
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:44,320
Yeah, fair enough, man.

2321
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:45,420
I can see where you're going

2322
01:17:45,420 --> 01:17:45,980
with that.

2323
01:17:46,780 --> 01:17:48,100
After the week you've had.

2324
01:17:48,180 --> 01:17:49,420
After the day you've had.

2325
01:17:51,420 --> 01:17:52,470
And I thought he was just going

2326
01:17:52,470 --> 01:17:53,420
to fucking, you know.

2327
01:17:53,580 --> 01:17:54,100
Take them.

2328
01:17:54,100 --> 01:17:55,310
One between him and the sister,

2329
01:17:55,310 --> 01:17:55,680
like.

2330
01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:58,020
But he starts fucking grinding

2331
01:17:58,020 --> 01:17:58,860
them up.

2332
01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:01,930
And then crumbles them into a

2333
01:18:01,930 --> 01:18:03,980
fucking spliff.

2334
01:18:05,460 --> 01:18:06,660
I said, listen, man.

2335
01:18:09,120 --> 01:18:09,440
You sure you know what you're

2336
01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:10,960
doing, man?

2337
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:12,100
He said, listen.

2338
01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:13,720
I've been in crystal swing for

2339
01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:14,560
five years.

2340
01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:15,930
You don't even fucking realize

2341
01:18:15,930 --> 01:18:16,800
what's going on.

2342
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:18,550
You haven't swing until you've

2343
01:18:18,550 --> 01:18:19,940
swung with the best.

2344
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:21,920
I left him at it.

2345
01:18:22,860 --> 01:18:24,000
The mother, meanwhile.

2346
01:18:24,180 --> 01:18:24,880
I turn around.

2347
01:18:24,940 --> 01:18:26,140
The mother is gone, man.

2348
01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:27,400
She's gone to get a fucking

2349
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:28,140
beer steiner.

2350
01:18:29,140 --> 01:18:30,230
Full to the brim with fucking

2351
01:18:30,230 --> 01:18:31,540
Powell on her.

2352
01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:33,240
I was like.

2353
01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:35,900
Bronze age.

2354
01:18:36,060 --> 01:18:37,000
Bronze again.

2355
01:18:37,220 --> 01:18:38,540
Fucking crystal swing.

2356
01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:40,840
I'm fucking.

2357
01:18:40,980 --> 01:18:42,360
My head has swung out of it,

2358
01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:42,860
man.

2359
01:18:43,580 --> 01:18:45,300
I'm actually swung to bits.

2360
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:48,270
It's the last time I'll ever be

2361
01:18:48,270 --> 01:18:49,840
hanging out with you guys.

2362
01:18:50,660 --> 01:18:51,720
You're fucking bananas.

2363
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:53,940
Had to make sure they got home

2364
01:18:53,940 --> 01:18:54,620
safe.

2365
01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:56,100
Next day.

2366
01:18:57,080 --> 01:18:58,540
Uber to the fucking airport.

2367
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:00,100
I had a business meeting.

2368
01:19:00,780 --> 01:19:01,700
Had to have a powwow with

2369
01:19:01,700 --> 01:19:02,640
Mercedes.

2370
01:19:03,860 --> 01:19:04,910
About the concession stand for

2371
01:19:04,910 --> 01:19:07,040
the upcoming Tucker race.

2372
01:19:07,480 --> 01:19:08,710
I still keep in with those guys,

2373
01:19:08,710 --> 01:19:09,400
you know.

2374
01:19:10,780 --> 01:19:12,800
I like, you know, fucking.

2375
01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:15,260
Turned out to be a fucking shit

2376
01:19:15,260 --> 01:19:15,980
show.

2377
01:19:15,980 --> 01:19:18,320
Crystal shit show.

2378
01:19:21,660 --> 01:19:22,860
But look, guys.

2379
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:24,340
It's been a bronze situation

2380
01:19:24,340 --> 01:19:24,880
again.

2381
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:26,800
Get a grip.

2382
01:19:27,100 --> 01:19:27,940
Steve Jennings.

2383
01:19:28,060 --> 01:19:29,080
Thanks so much, man.

2384
01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:30,840
A stalwart.

2385
01:19:31,260 --> 01:19:32,540
Long time supporter of the

2386
01:19:32,540 --> 01:19:33,260
stream.

2387
01:19:33,380 --> 01:19:34,900
And a big, big ally.

2388
01:19:35,620 --> 01:19:37,440
Thanks very much, Jeeves Dennings.

2389
01:19:39,980 --> 01:19:41,020
Good price.

2390
01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:41,800
But the APR.

2391
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:42,160
Zero.

2392
01:19:42,220 --> 01:19:43,060
The deposit, though.

2393
01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:43,460
Zero.

2394
01:19:43,580 --> 01:19:44,520
I understand, but.

2395
01:19:44,540 --> 01:19:44,840
Zero.

2396
01:19:44,980 --> 01:19:45,240
Okay.

2397
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:46,880
It's an incredible deal.

2398
01:19:47,180 --> 01:19:48,340
Just please stop doing that.

2399
01:19:48,460 --> 01:19:48,800
Okay.

2400
01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:49,920
Zero.

2401
01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:52,300
The 192 Renault range.

2402
01:19:52,560 --> 01:19:53,920
Zero percent APR.

2403
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:55,100
Zero deposit.

2404
01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:56,500
Zero catches.

2405
01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:58,080
Visit the Renault Runway Sales

2406
01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:00,090
Event from the 23rd to the 25th

2407
01:20:00,090 --> 01:20:01,720
of May at your local dealer.

2408
01:20:03,620 --> 01:20:03,840
Finance is made under a higher

2409
01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:05,580
purchase agreement.

2410
01:20:05,780 --> 01:20:06,860
Terms and conditions apply.

2411
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,220
Subject to lending criteria.

2412
01:20:08,420 --> 01:20:09,260
See Renault.ie.

2413
01:20:10,140 --> 01:20:11,540
And the Steelers Wheel song in

2414
01:20:11,540 --> 01:20:12,480
the background.

2415
01:20:12,860 --> 01:20:13,760
And when it comes to Pulp Fiction,

2416
01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:14,420
it's the same.

2417
01:20:14,540 --> 01:20:15,420
You remember the music.

2418
01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:17,080
Great tunes.

2419
01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:19,420
Pet Sounds.

2420
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:21,700
Pet Sounds was a soundtrack to

2421
01:20:21,700 --> 01:20:23,300
my college years.

2422
01:20:24,300 --> 01:20:25,700
Stick the doner on.

2423
01:20:26,260 --> 01:20:27,060
Get home.

2424
01:20:28,500 --> 01:20:29,340
Throw the fucking e-commerce

2425
01:20:29,340 --> 01:20:31,320
assignment in the bin.

2426
01:20:31,900 --> 01:20:33,060
Stick the doner on.

2427
01:20:33,660 --> 01:20:34,690
And roll up a little cheeky

2428
01:20:34,690 --> 01:20:35,640
cigarette.

2429
01:20:37,380 --> 01:20:38,580
You know what I mean.

2430
01:20:38,580 --> 01:20:42,300
I was a C student myself.

2431
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,310
Fortunately, I was going to go

2432
01:20:44,310 --> 01:20:45,840
straight into a fucking

2433
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:47,560
internship with KPMG.

2434
01:20:47,940 --> 01:20:49,020
I knew that anyway.

2435
01:20:49,660 --> 01:20:50,600
Knew that anyway.

2436
01:20:52,440 --> 01:20:53,640
I knew that anyway.

2437
01:20:56,700 --> 01:20:58,220
Stick on the dunster.

2438
01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:00,200
Listen to some of the latest

2439
01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:01,960
fucking indie tunes.

2440
01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:04,020
That was back when the frames

2441
01:21:04,020 --> 01:21:06,170
and Hansard were just fucking

2442
01:21:06,170 --> 01:21:07,640
electric, man.

2443
01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:10,490
Pumping out fucking tune after

2444
01:21:10,490 --> 01:21:11,260
tune.

2445
01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:18,840
The Hansard.

2446
01:21:19,440 --> 01:21:21,000
The fucking Hansard, man.

2447
01:21:21,740 --> 01:21:23,820
The Hansard.

2448
01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:25,860
The fucking Hans.

2449
01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:27,940
The Hansstand.

2450
01:21:36,180 --> 01:21:37,320
Jumpy baby.

2451
01:21:37,320 --> 01:21:37,380
Jumpy baby.

2452
01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:39,240
Thanks so much, jumpy.

2453
01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:41,040
Right.

2454
01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:41,640
Look it.

2455
01:21:41,740 --> 01:21:42,540
We'll go anyway.

2456
01:21:42,660 --> 01:21:43,320
We'll get off.

2457
01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:43,720
Fucking.

2458
01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:44,920
It was real.

2459
01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:46,140
It's almost six o'clock.

2460
01:21:46,260 --> 01:21:47,740
Six o'clock situation.

2461
01:21:48,020 --> 01:21:49,410
We're going to try and get back

2462
01:21:49,410 --> 01:21:49,860
now.

2463
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:50,880
We're going to make a habit of

2464
01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:51,500
this, guys.

2465
01:21:51,580 --> 01:21:51,880
You know.

2466
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:54,220
Unfortunately, cannot be on

2467
01:21:54,220 --> 01:21:54,840
tomorrow.

2468
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:55,340
But I mean.

2469
01:21:56,480 --> 01:21:57,360
I really.

2470
01:21:57,660 --> 01:21:59,560
I love drive time.

2471
01:21:59,880 --> 01:22:00,280
Do you know what?

2472
01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:01,020
Drive time.

2473
01:22:01,220 --> 01:22:02,400
Monday to Friday.

2474
01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:04,020
Drive time.

2475
01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:05,020
Monday to Thursday.

2476
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:06,570
Let's just fucking hammer it

2477
01:22:06,570 --> 01:22:07,040
home.

2478
01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:10,160
Half five to half six.

2479
01:22:10,300 --> 01:22:10,840
Or seven.

2480
01:22:10,940 --> 01:22:11,680
If we go late.

2481
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:11,980
You know.

2482
01:22:14,580 --> 01:22:15,860
Because you know.

2483
01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:17,940
You know as well as I do, guys.

2484
01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:20,040
Drive time is not just a period

2485
01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:21,340
in the evening.

2486
01:22:21,580 --> 01:22:23,160
Where people leave work and get

2487
01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:23,960
home from.

2488
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:25,200
School.

2489
01:22:25,420 --> 01:22:25,980
College.

2490
01:22:26,260 --> 01:22:27,000
Their jobs.

2491
01:22:27,560 --> 01:22:30,060
Drive time is a state of mind.

2492
01:22:30,720 --> 01:22:32,090
Drive time is what you need to

2493
01:22:32,090 --> 01:22:33,060
be in life.

2494
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:36,570
You've been forced to go into

2495
01:22:36,570 --> 01:22:37,440
something.

2496
01:22:37,940 --> 01:22:39,180
You've been forced to go into

2497
01:22:39,180 --> 01:22:41,220
some institution for the day.

2498
01:22:42,080 --> 01:22:43,440
And when you leave that.

2499
01:22:43,580 --> 01:22:44,730
When you've been robbed of your

2500
01:22:44,730 --> 01:22:45,400
fucking time.

2501
01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:47,090
You need to be injected with a

2502
01:22:47,090 --> 01:22:49,200
big fat fucking ball of anxiety.

2503
01:22:49,980 --> 01:22:51,290
Which comes in the shape of the

2504
01:22:51,290 --> 01:22:52,600
most horrific.

2505
01:22:53,940 --> 01:22:54,340
Disgusting.

2506
01:22:55,500 --> 01:22:57,140
Scary fucking news stories.

2507
01:22:57,580 --> 01:22:58,000
Death.

2508
01:22:58,640 --> 01:22:59,100
Murders.

2509
01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:02,000
Fucking world wars going on.

2510
01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:03,860
The banks are failing.

2511
01:23:04,440 --> 01:23:05,820
You've no money left, John.

2512
01:23:06,420 --> 01:23:07,120
Bank fraud.

2513
01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:08,020
Zurich.

2514
01:23:08,280 --> 01:23:09,040
Have you thought about your

2515
01:23:09,040 --> 01:23:09,460
future?

2516
01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:11,000
Why don't you own the fucking

2517
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:11,820
latest Merc?

2518
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:13,770
Have you not even test drove

2519
01:23:13,770 --> 01:23:14,760
the Evoke?

2520
01:23:15,480 --> 01:23:16,100
You need that.

2521
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:17,410
You need to hear that in your

2522
01:23:17,410 --> 01:23:19,200
fucking head before you go home.

2523
01:23:19,460 --> 01:23:20,220
Because you're not going to be

2524
01:23:20,220 --> 01:23:21,360
able to chill out otherwise.

2525
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:23,200
You need Ivan Yates.

2526
01:23:23,480 --> 01:23:24,920
You need Conor Williams.

2527
01:23:25,540 --> 01:23:25,960
John.

2528
01:23:25,960 --> 01:23:27,500
For fuck's sake, you need drive

2529
01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:27,940
time.

2530
01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:29,170
And that's why we'll be back

2531
01:23:29,170 --> 01:23:30,340
again on Monday, guys.

2532
01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:32,200
Thanks so much for everyone who

2533
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:33,680
watches and tunes in.

2534
01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:35,750
We're going to get back to some

2535
01:23:35,750 --> 01:23:37,530
fucking silver fucking trophy

2536
01:23:37,530 --> 01:23:38,760
action next time.

2537
01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:39,980
But until then.

2538
01:23:41,700 --> 01:23:44,800
The clanger is being dropped.

2539
01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:48,240
The clanger is being dropped.

2540
01:23:48,460 --> 01:23:49,380
Until then, guys.

2541
01:23:50,340 --> 01:23:50,940
Peace.

2542
01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:53,140
Fucking see you later.

2543
01:23:54,060 --> 01:23:55,200
It's never too early.

2544
01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:55,200
It's never too early.

2545
01:23:56,320 --> 01:23:57,960
Never, ever too early.

2546
01:23:58,440 --> 01:23:59,680
To start a pension plan.

2547
01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:01,520
Big shout out to the Cowlone

2548
01:24:01,520 --> 01:24:02,100
crew.

2549
01:24:02,220 --> 01:24:03,920
Courtesy of Francis Higgins.

2550
01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:18,100
Sorry.

2551
01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:33,740
Sorry, guys.

2552
01:24:33,740 --> 01:24:35,320
Just somebody donated there.

2553
01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:36,170
I don't want to leave you

2554
01:24:36,170 --> 01:24:37,350
without the fucking dono coming

2555
01:24:37,350 --> 01:24:37,640
up.

2556
01:24:39,060 --> 01:24:39,300
No.

2557
01:24:40,760 --> 01:24:41,700
I don't have you a...

2558
01:24:41,700 --> 01:24:43,740
Super elephant.

2559
01:24:43,820 --> 01:24:44,720
I don't have you a bit of

2560
01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:45,780
fucking slur, man.

2561
01:24:45,820 --> 01:24:46,840
But I raided it all.

2562
01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:48,240
We might have a bit of Gooser

2563
01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:49,460
in the fucking gaff.

2564
01:24:49,540 --> 01:24:50,380
I'll have a look in the press

2565
01:24:50,380 --> 01:24:51,000
and the pantry.

2566
01:24:55,280 --> 01:24:57,780
Thanks so much, everyone.

2567
01:24:58,540 --> 01:24:59,780
It's almost six o'clock.

2568
01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:02,600
See you later.

2569
01:25:03,640 --> 01:25:04,500
Francis says he might be on

2570
01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:05,400
later on.

2571
01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:06,840
Thanks for fucking subscribing

2572
01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:07,440
and stuff.

2573
01:25:07,500 --> 01:25:07,960
See you later.

2574
01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:08,860
Yo.

2575
01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:10,820
Shout out to the Hong Kong crew.

2576
01:25:10,980 --> 01:25:11,720
Seacastle, is it?

2577
01:25:12,780 --> 01:25:13,580
Kowloon City, I'm looking at

2578
01:25:13,580 --> 01:25:14,060
you.

2579
01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:15,200
County Kowloon, you know.

2580
01:25:15,300 --> 01:25:15,920
Bring it down fast.

2581
01:25:16,280 --> 01:25:17,170
And hard the wall city had to

2582
01:25:17,170 --> 01:25:17,500
go.

2583
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:18,360
Woo-do, man.

2584
01:25:18,420 --> 01:25:19,300
Watch out for the boys.

2585
01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:20,140
Here's the flow.

2586
01:25:21,140 --> 01:25:23,540
Hong Kong City at night.

2587
01:25:24,220 --> 01:25:25,140
Can you hear me?

2588
01:25:25,220 --> 01:25:26,480
Are you feeling all right?

2589
01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:28,450
Do you know how bad it felt to

2590
01:25:28,450 --> 01:25:29,600
live in Kowloon?

2591
01:25:29,660 --> 01:25:30,940
Looking for the man who killed

2592
01:25:30,940 --> 01:25:32,270
my father so that I could kill

2593
01:25:32,270 --> 01:25:32,620
him.

2594
01:25:32,700 --> 01:25:32,980
Do you?

2595
01:25:33,060 --> 01:25:33,680
Woo-do, man.

2596
01:25:33,720 --> 01:25:35,480
Hong Kong City by day.

2597
01:25:36,180 --> 01:25:37,240
Do you like it when I talk to

2598
01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:38,340
you this way?

2599
01:25:38,540 --> 01:25:39,180
Woo-do, man.

2600
01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:40,210
You've got some nice boats in

2601
01:25:40,210 --> 01:25:40,780
your river.

2602
01:25:40,900 --> 01:25:41,580
What do they sell?

2603
01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:42,320
What can I smell?

2604
01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:43,490
Wanna go there, but I'm scared

2605
01:25:43,490 --> 01:25:44,180
and confused.

2606
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:44,840
Woo-do, man.

2607
01:25:45,320 --> 01:25:45,720
Confused.

2608
01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:49,370
When I click you on to Skyscanner

2609
01:25:49,370 --> 01:25:50,780
at night.

2610
01:25:50,780 --> 01:25:54,380
I look for the best price for a

2611
01:25:54,380 --> 01:25:56,820
Hong Kong fight.

2612
01:25:57,360 --> 01:25:58,700
There's a language barrier.

2613
01:25:59,060 --> 01:26:00,300
It's so far away.

2614
01:26:00,740 --> 01:26:01,840
Do I need to get injections

2615
01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:02,700
before I go?

2616
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:03,860
What about the food?

2617
01:26:03,940 --> 01:26:05,160
Is it the same as back home in

2618
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:06,760
the Chinese that you get here?

2619
01:26:06,860 --> 01:26:07,460
Woo-do, man.

2620
01:26:07,980 --> 01:26:10,290
Impressive scenery and mountain

2621
01:26:10,290 --> 01:26:12,880
statues, towns and trees.

2622
01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:13,580
Woo-do, man.

2623
01:26:13,580 --> 01:26:14,980
I'm confused.

2624
01:26:15,620 --> 01:26:16,480
I'm confused.

2625
01:26:17,360 --> 01:26:17,960
I'm confused.

2626
01:26:18,620 --> 01:26:19,380
How about you?

2627
01:26:19,380 --> 01:26:22,870
Urban conurbation pile has cramped

2628
01:26:22,870 --> 01:26:25,040
an oriental style.

2629
01:26:25,040 --> 01:26:27,420
And I don't know where I am.

2630
01:26:27,420 --> 01:26:30,300
I still don't know where I am.

2631
01:26:30,300 --> 01:26:30,320
I still don't know where I am.

2632
01:26:30,340 --> 01:26:32,710
Shout out to all the Kowloon

2633
01:26:32,710 --> 01:26:33,480
crew.

2634
01:26:34,420 --> 01:26:34,810
All the boys out in the

2635
01:26:34,810 --> 01:26:35,980
swimming pool.

2636
01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:36,860
Brr!

2637
01:26:37,580 --> 01:26:38,400
All the girls out there on the

2638
01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:38,960
river.

2639
01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:40,150
On the back of a shipping

2640
01:26:40,150 --> 01:26:40,880
container.

2641
01:26:41,420 --> 01:26:42,220
Going out to Florida.

2642
01:26:43,420 --> 01:26:43,800
Brr!

2643
01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:44,140
Brr!

2644
01:26:44,140 --> 01:26:45,940
Don't check the stock.

2645
01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:47,360
Don't check the stock.

2646
01:26:47,500 --> 01:26:48,220
Check the windows.

2647
01:26:48,300 --> 01:26:48,580
Windows.

2648
01:26:48,660 --> 01:26:48,940
Windows.

2649
01:26:48,940 --> 01:26:49,160
Windows.

2650
01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:49,340
Windows.

2651
01:26:49,340 --> 01:26:49,440
Windows.

2652
01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:49,740
Windows.

2653
01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:49,940
Windows.

2654
01:26:49,940 --> 01:26:49,940
Windows.

2655
01:26:49,940 --> 01:26:50,060
Windows.

2656
01:26:50,060 --> 01:26:51,860
Yeah, barely, is it?

2657
01:26:51,860 --> 01:26:52,700
Yes, it's barley.

2658
01:26:52,700 --> 01:26:53,940
Yeah, give barley an offer.

2659
01:26:53,940 --> 01:26:54,820
Yes, it's barley.

2660
01:26:54,820 --> 01:26:55,340
Barley.

2661
01:26:55,340 --> 01:26:55,840
Barley.

2662
01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:56,340
Barley.

2663
01:26:56,340 --> 01:26:56,840
Barley.

2664
01:26:56,840 --> 01:26:57,340
Barley.

2665
01:26:57,340 --> 01:26:57,840
Barley.

2666
01:26:57,840 --> 01:26:58,900
Maybe, yeah.

2667
01:27:01,280 --> 01:27:02,060
Maybe, yeah.

2668
01:27:02,060 --> 01:27:03,260
I think it's called voodoo.

2669
01:27:03,260 --> 01:27:05,840
Beside of mesmerah is barley.

2670
01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:08,180
Yeah, barley, is it?

2671
01:27:08,180 --> 01:27:38,160
Thank you.
